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My brain was mepeperated I couldn’t say a thing, as I was mesmerized by the sweet and contagious aroma of afang And I forgot my complaints
So I went to my neighbors house to report her daughter, I perceived the smell of afang soup, I said, oh wow…hello you are dia, what is going on hiaa.
She said Aunty Mirach, haa aunty Mimi you no dey come person house, see you see me. Wen I dey admire you too much.
My brain was mepeperated I couldn’t say a thing, as I was mesmerized by the sweet and contagious aroma of afang.
Aunty Mimi, you come well oo, thank God you come today, you must eat my food.
I said, huh? I pretended not heareth, I giggled in the ways of the lord and I collected remote, I asked. What channel were you watching before?
If edidiong at home? There’s something I want to tell you about her.
She was almost done, she started gist, because she’s also a member of my church.
Aunty Mirach I didn’t attended the all night, because I looked for you last month I couldn’t find you. What happened?
I said eehn, how was it, did mama chioma Jesus show and break the ground? I asked.
Aunty mi,make I bring food first, you go taste as a chef and tell me weda I don cook this afang well like you.
I smile In the way that will please the lord, she brought the food, with white Donny aka akpu.
I pretended like a shy visitor who is praying with all her might they shouldn’t take the food away, because the no, thank you no be from her whole mind.
I watched hand with style as she carried the water for me to watch my hand. I was sliding the smile with my left jor.
She asked if the food is nice, I just smile still dey swallow I no quick answer.
Eeh, eeeh e sweet but you for add more leave, abi the afang leave finish for market?. Nothing for make me raise head up as I answer
We finished eating, aah white donny, aka akpu? No it can never be, that report must wait, it’s really bad.
As we finished eating, my belle full and strong kakaraka, like what papa will call it, kakarakarity.
I clean sweat, wipe nose, wipe bear bear, use the hand clean my head slowly. I smile again in the way God will be pleased with me.
Eeh, mummy edidiong, ufan, I don dey go, I’m so tired I wan to sleep. You’ve finished me with akpu fa.
She said, aah thank God, I was hoping you won’t like it or not too rich.
All the one she dey talk no concern me, belle don full, so I no dey hear well as I dey clean sweat.
Aunty Mimi, you wanted to tell me something about edidiong ma. What is the matter? What did she do please?.
Me? Nooo, it’s nothing, I was just looking for her to help me buy something at the supermarket, that’s all.
Oh Aunty Mira, you make me fear, anyways thank you ma for visiting and spending time with me.
I said, it’s fine, I’ll visit you next time, it’s not like I’m always too shy sha.
I smile reluctantly and slowly enter inside my house, wetin concern me, shey I see edidiong dey fight for road.
If she like make she fig.ht, if she no like make she no fight, nothing concern me. I go use am again time wen she cook again go to report.
I no get strength for report, no be when she fight she go dey show her power? My own na to report, if I smell food na that time I go go to report
I chop finish, I still chop the report join for belle. Wetin concern me there abeg.
I am Mirach Amba
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His first coming was like a lamb…
He was slaughtered.
So his 2nd coming is as a Lion – he will slaughter them -Charles Awuzie Analysis on Donald Trump
While I may have fundamental differences with Donald Trump as a person, but I am open minded to learn from his intentionality.
The problem I have with humans is bias – if they love Kamala then everything about Trump must be evil. And if they love Trump, anyone who disagrees with him is antichrist. The same applies to those who love Tinubu but think Obi is a scam and those who love Obi but sees nothing good in Tinubu – just low vibration, low frequency human consciousness – symptom of an ‘Unstretched’ Mind.
There are very few humans who are conscious of their own bias and are genuinely making efforts to KEEP AN OPEN MIND. These ones have STRETCHED their minds.
I have learnt so much from President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his political moves.
I have learnt also from President Donald Trump.
I have learnt from the Holy Koran just as I have learned from the Holy Bible.
And That’s how I maintain a constant flow of inspiration – by keeping an open mind.
Trump’s intentional use of Crypto, Religion and Nationalism is worth studying.
Crypto is the modern financial culture – it’s a cult.
Religion is an ancient universal culture – it’s a cult.
Nationalism excludes people who are not from your nation while placing your nation first – it’s a cult.
This cult strategy wins every time if well executed.
If you want to win an election in your country, align with the ideals of the majority. If they want to deport all immigrants, champion it even if your wife and biggest donors are both immigrants.
Politics is a mind game. If you don’t understand this, you are still a baby. The difference between a smiling Trump and a frowning Trump is Mind Game. Your mind will effortlessly liken him to the lamb and Lion branding of Jesus.
Good morning!
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Ladies beware of this man. He tricked me that he’ll divorce his wife & marry me not knowing they’re all fat lies!
I met this guy in 2022. I thought he was genuine & i fell for his looks not knowing that he is Lucifer’s twin brother who dresses in suit & tie. We dated for 3yrs but, he never took me to his house. He claims to be married with 2 kids but unhappy & also convinced me that he was no longer interested in his wife, promising to divorce her to be with me
He claims his parents pressurized him to marry the girl & after 4 yrs he’s fed up with the marriage & wants a divorce because he’s not happy in the marriage. I took him for his word after he successfully convincing me I’m the one that he truly loves & wanted to be with, promising to marry me as soon as the divorce proceedings with his wife was over, i believed him. During this time, I became pregnant with his child, & we now have a one-year-old daughter.
However, I’ve since discovered that he never initiated any divorce proceedings. Instead, he’s been using me emotionally & financially. instead of him giving me money like a man will normally do for the woman he claims to love, he has been collecting money from me. His latest excuse is that he doesn’t want to marry a woman with children from previous relationships. Gerald, so after 2 yrs you just realized that I’m a baby mama of 2 kids from different relationships!!? After using me all this time. I swrr Gerald, my God will surely Ponizh you!!
Ladies, plz beware of this guy, i want to xp0z h!m so others wouldn’t fall for his lies. pls, don’t fall for this guy. he’s even cute for nothing, he’s not even good in bed, a 2 minute man who wines his waste like an old grandmother who is sick of waist pain & on top of that, a fat l!år & a big ch!tt! plz help me xp0z this guy, he’s full names are Chanfe Gerald ike, he works as a traveling consultant”
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UNZA student jailed three years for phone thefts
UNIVERSITY of Zambia student’s quest to become a doctor has been temporarily halted after he was together with his ‘business’ partner for stealing phones from six students.
The student, Mike Musonda, 26, and his co-accused Equinox Tembo,24, unemployed, were jailed three years imprisonment with hard labour for stealing six phones valued at more than K14,000.
Musonda and Tembo appeared in court last week charged with six counts of theft, offences committed between August 1 and October 31, 2024.
Between the same dates, the duo stole a samsung galaxy M34 worth K4,500 from Grace Chanda, while in the second count, the accused stole an Iphone 6 worth K2,000 from Beatrice Mutale.
Accusations in the third count are that the accused stole a Huawei Pic Lite with K2,500 from Natasha Nyawa and that in the fourth count, the duo also stole an Itel S23 phone worth K2,500 from Catherine Chipasha.
In count five, the accused stole an Itel KB7 worth K2,600 from Dorcas Moyo and later stole a Techno pop 6 valued at K,1,800, the property of Mishel Siwale, in respect of the last count.
The both admitted the charges before Lusaka magistrate Amy Masoja-Chilangwa and told the court they had no claim to right to the phones.
Evidence is that during the material times, the first complaint, Ms Chanda, an UNZA student, was on her way to campus when she met Musonda, who introduced himself as an entrepreneur.
Musonda, who informed Ms Chanda that he was looking for people to ‘work’ with, later introduced her to Tembo, while at UNZA campus.
At the time, Ms Chanda had called her friend Beatrice Mutale informing her about a ‘job’ the two gentlemen were offering.
The accused later told Ms Chanda and Ms Mutale that they needed to capture their details so that they could give them identity cards for the ‘job’.
The accused then got a Samsung and an iPhone phone from the ladies on the pretext that they would get some details from the gadgets.
Musonda left with the phones leaving behind Tembo with the ladies before the latter also excused himself claiming that he wanted to use the toilet before he disappeared.
After realizing that they had been duped, the two ladies rushed to the university main entrance to alert security.
On the way, the duo met Tembo who then fled before the ladies ,security guards and other students pursued him while shouting thief.
After being apprehended, Tembo led security guards to the apprehension of Musonda before the duo was taken to Kalundu Police Post.
When news of the detention of the duo spread through campus, other affected students emerged and reported that their phones were equally stolen in a similar manner.
The affected victims went to Kalundu Police Station and gave their statements and positively identify the accused as the ones who stole their phones, which were not recovered.
In mitigation, Musonda, a medical student, asked for forgiveness because he had learnt a lesson while in remand
I’ve seen how much my friends are in pain because they now know that freedom is important. I’ve lost my sister and I am the first born. If I go for a long time, my family will be in pain” he said.
The convict said his conduct was motivated by joining bad company saying “It’s just that the friends I met made me start doing bad things’,” Musonda said.
The court heard that Musonda is a third year student but never wrote exams.
“So, instead of studying you were duping people” the magistrate said.
On his part, Tembo equally asked for leniency, pledging never to re-offend because “I am not supposed to do bad things. I want to go back to school. I want to rewrite biology”.
“You want to join him(Musonda) after rewriting biology,” the magistrate queried.
The magistrate observed that the convicts were not fully remorseful for stealing students phones, which carry vital information.
She sentenced them to three years imprisonment each.