Viral Gist
My brain was mepeperated I couldn’t say a thing, as I was mesmerized by the sweet and contagious aroma of afang And I forgot my complaints
So I went to my neighbors house to report her daughter, I perceived the smell of afang soup, I said, oh wow…hello you are dia, what is going on hiaa.
She said Aunty Mirach, haa aunty Mimi you no dey come person house, see you see me. Wen I dey admire you too much.
My brain was mepeperated I couldn’t say a thing, as I was mesmerized by the sweet and contagious aroma of afang.
Aunty Mimi, you come well oo, thank God you come today, you must eat my food.
I said, huh? I pretended not heareth, I giggled in the ways of the lord and I collected remote, I asked. What channel were you watching before?
If edidiong at home? There’s something I want to tell you about her.
She was almost done, she started gist, because she’s also a member of my church.
Aunty Mirach I didn’t attended the all night, because I looked for you last month I couldn’t find you. What happened?
I said eehn, how was it, did mama chioma Jesus show and break the ground? I asked.
Aunty mi,make I bring food first, you go taste as a chef and tell me weda I don cook this afang well like you.
I smile In the way that will please the lord, she brought the food, with white Donny aka akpu.
I pretended like a shy visitor who is praying with all her might they shouldn’t take the food away, because the no, thank you no be from her whole mind.
I watched hand with style as she carried the water for me to watch my hand. I was sliding the smile with my left jor.
She asked if the food is nice, I just smile still dey swallow I no quick answer.
Eeh, eeeh e sweet but you for add more leave, abi the afang leave finish for market?. Nothing for make me raise head up as I answer
We finished eating, aah white donny, aka akpu? No it can never be, that report must wait, it’s really bad.
As we finished eating, my belle full and strong kakaraka, like what papa will call it, kakarakarity.
I clean sweat, wipe nose, wipe bear bear, use the hand clean my head slowly. I smile again in the way God will be pleased with me.
Eeh, mummy edidiong, ufan, I don dey go, I’m so tired I wan to sleep. You’ve finished me with akpu fa.
She said, aah thank God, I was hoping you won’t like it or not too rich.
All the one she dey talk no concern me, belle don full, so I no dey hear well as I dey clean sweat.
Aunty Mimi, you wanted to tell me something about edidiong ma. What is the matter? What did she do please?.
Me? Nooo, it’s nothing, I was just looking for her to help me buy something at the supermarket, that’s all.
Oh Aunty Mira, you make me fear, anyways thank you ma for visiting and spending time with me.
I said, it’s fine, I’ll visit you next time, it’s not like I’m always too shy sha.
I smile reluctantly and slowly enter inside my house, wetin concern me, shey I see edidiong dey fight for road.
If she like make she fig.ht, if she no like make she no fight, nothing concern me. I go use am again time wen she cook again go to report.
I no get strength for report, no be when she fight she go dey show her power? My own na to report, if I smell food na that time I go go to report
I chop finish, I still chop the report join for belle. Wetin concern me there abeg.
I am Mirach Amba
Viral Gist
Ever Since I got a scholarship & traveled abroad, I haven’t visited my family back home for almost 10 years. Since I’m on leave, I decided to use the opportunity to take a vacation to the village to see my mom & little cousins whom I haven’t seen in a very long time, and also do the traditional rites for my new wife.
“I JUST RECEIVED THE GREATEST SHOCK OF MY LIFE !!
Ever Since I got a scholarship & traveled abroad, I haven’t visited my family back home for almost 10 years. Since I’m on leave, I decided to use the opportunity to take a vacation to the village to see my mom & little cousins whom I haven’t seen in a very long time, and also do the traditional rites for my new wife.
Before i left, i decided to visit some uncles & old friends & gifts them. I was running late but, Mama insisted on praying for me before i leave. Before i left, I made sure my mother’s health was good & everyone was happy. i was very fulfilled & satisfied with the vacation. But on my way back to Town, something Terrible happened. – the back tires of our vehicle suddenly came off! We almost had a terrible accident, But by God’s grace, the driver managed to control the vehicle so it doesn’t run to the other side of the bush were there exist a very deep valley. We all survived even though, a few people got injured. No one died.
I want to thank God for this miracle. I’m the only child of my Mother. I keep imagining what if something bad had happened to me!? Who will take care of my poor old mom especially now that she needs me the most!? After taking care of me all this years & just the time for her to start enjoying the fruits of her labor but instead she would have gotten news that I’m no more
I just received the greatest shock of my life! I couldn’t hold back this testimony, please, help me thank this awesome God. He is so merciful.”
Viral Gist
This man was caught attempting to take his girlfriend’s exams in the university. He loved his girlfriend so much and didn’t want her to fail in a course he is very good at
This man was caught attempting to take his girlfriend’s exams in the university. He loved his girlfriend so much & didn’t want her to fail in a course he is very good at.
So, in an attempt to help his girlfriend pass the course, he prepared for that day, plaited his hair, dressed & disguised himself like a female & sat for the exams. But unfortunately for him, one of the lecturers noticed that his chest was too flat for a woman & approached him, touched his chest & felt that it was too bony.
The police was alerted & he got caught. But the most unfortunate thing is that while he was in jail serving a jail term for the crime, the lady never visited him not even for once. But instead, she got married to the love of her life just 6 months later after the incident.
Love is such a beautiful thing, This man is a hero, he has proven his love. How many men can take such risk for their woman?
In recent weeks, Prophet Jeremiah Omotosho, a notable figure in the Nigerian religious community, has become the center of a heated controversy. This drama unfolds as “Very Dark Man” challenges the authenticity of Prophet Omotosho’s spiritual products, leading to a legal dispute that has caught the attention of many.
Prophet Omotosho is renowned for offering spiritual guidance and selling items claimed to possess miraculous properties, including soap, water, and LED bulbs. These products are marketed as having the power to heal and bring wealth, with prices sometimes exceeding $1500.
The controversy began when “Very Dark Man” questioned the legitimacy of these claims. He demanded proof of the NAFDAC (National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control) number associated with the soap and called for transparency about the spiritual materials used. In response, Prophet Omotosho has filed a lawsuit against “Very Dark Man,” alleging defamation and demanding an investigation.
The case has ignited a broader debate about the ethics of monetizing spiritual services. Here are some key concerns of the public:
- Exploitation of Faith: Critics argue that selling spiritual items at such high prices exploits individuals’ faith and desperation. The hefty price tags on these items raise ethical questions about the intentions behind their sale.
- Lack of Transparency: The absence of clear information regarding the ingredients and spiritual efficacy of these products has fueled skepticism. People are demanding more transparency about what exactly is being sold and whether these products genuinely deliver on their promises.
- Reputation of the Church: The scandal surrounding Prophet Omotosho has broader implications for the Christian community. When high-profile religious leaders become embroiled in controversies, it can erode public trust in the church and its leaders.
The ongoing lawsuit highlights the contentious nature of this issue. The outcome of this legal battle could set a precedent for how similar cases are handled in the future and might influence the practices of other religious leaders.
The situation with Prophet Jeremiah Omotosho serves as a crucial reminder of the complex dynamics at play when faith and commerce intersect. As legal proceedings continue, it is essential for both religious leaders and followers to consider the ethical implications of selling spiritual services and to advocate for greater transparency and integrity within the faith community, else the Christian community would be jeopardized by fake prophets and extortion of the general public.
source: https://www.churchpost.name.ng/2024/08/the-controversy-surrounding-prophet.html
