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HOW I BECAME PREGNANT FOR A MADMAN
“I woke up at midnight when heavy rain was falling to close my windows that I left half opened, while I was trying to close my windows, I heard some interactions outside,
“ let’s just k’ill this man and commot for here before someone sees us na.
“Po’ison, don’t stab this man, remember our boss said we should k’ll him painfully, we’ve already drug’ged him, so let’s tie his legs, hands, and mouth and throw him inside this big gutter so that the Erosion would carry him away.
“I was extremely touched when I heard that, I wanted to scream from the upstairs that I was staying, but I was too fearful to scream.
“They brought the guy out of the Vehicle, and I was watching them from upstairs and heavy rain was falling, they tied his hands, legs, and mouth and they threw him inside the big gutter and drove away.
“ So I hastily sneaked out of the house while everybody was asleep to save the guy’s life when I got to the place that they threw him inside, I brought out my touch light and pointed at the gutter, but I couldn’t find him, and when I tiptoed a bit forward, I saw this handsome guy with an expensive outfit inside a gutter struggling. I quickly rushed inside the gutter to bring him out but I couldn’t lift him because of his weight, I hastily ran to my brother’s room and persuaded him to come and help me, and he followed me.
“My brother and I struggled so hard to bring him out of the gutter and when we eventually brought him out of the gutter, my brother carried him on his back and we hurriedly took him to a nearby Hospital that was very close to our house because he was extremely feeble and strengthless.
“When we got to the Hospitals, fortunately, we met Nurses and Doctors who were on duty that midnight.
“What happened to him? Doctor asked.
“I explained everything clearly to the Doctor. The Doctor conducted tests and gave him drips.
“Doctor, please is he okay? My brother asked with teary eyes.
“Yes, he would be okay, but he could’ve passed away, assuming you people didn’t bring him here on time. Doctor replied.
“Please, Kenny, go back to the house, in case Mum and Dad wake and look for us so that you can explain to them the incident that we encountered lately. Ada said.
“Sister Ada, I am going nowhere this night, I will stay here till day-dawn, I can’t leave you here all alone and this man lying here is like an elder brother to me. Kenny said.
“Please, I beg you in the name of God, go back to the house, before our parents start looking for us. Ada begged.
“Sister, I am very sorry to disobey you, but I can’t go home now, it’s very late, what would you tell our parents if I got kidnapped or attacked by bad boys on my way home? Kenny asked.
“You’re right, but I am afraid that our parents might look for us and we’re not with our phones or any means of communication. Ada murmured.
“Sister, I understand, but don’t worry, when we get home we will explain to them. Kenny said.
“Around 6:am, their parents began to look for them and they were still at the Hospital with the strange man.
“Honey, do you see Kenny and Ada this morning? Mrs. Daniel asked.
“Not at all, I haven’t set my eyes on them this morning. Have you called Eric to find out whether they went to visit him this morning? Mr. Daniel asked.
“I have called him. What did he say?
“He said, he hadn’t seen them this morning.
My God Where Kenny and Ada could’ve gone to this morning? Mr. Daniel murmured.
*A moment later*
“Poi’son, How was the last night’s job? Ebuka asked.
“Boss, the job was done successfully, your brother is dead.
“Where did you guys keep his dead body? Ebuka asked.
“Boss, we k’lled him and threw his corpse inside a big river. Po’son replied.
“Nice one boys, I hope no one saw you guys.
“Not at all Boss, no one saw us.
“Good job, I am sending you boys additional 500K for a job well done. But where is my car? He asked.
“We’re on our way to return your car Boss. Nice doing business with you Boss. Po’son replied and ended the call.
“No one can take what rightfully belongs to me.
His parents the king and the queen barged into his room
“Ebuka, whom were you talking to? They asked.
“Ehm..ehm…my friend. He replied
“Who is trying to take what rightfully belongs to you? The King asked suspiciously.
“Nobody Dad, I was having fun with my friend.
“Your Majesty, this was not why we came to his room. The queen said.
“Ebuka have you heard from Obinna? We have been calling him since yesterday but his numbers are not reachable. The king asked.
“Daddy, I haven’t heard from him either, I called his numbers countless times but they are not reachable. Ebuka responded.
“What could’ve happened to my son? He told us he would land at the Airport yesterday evening. The queen murmured.
“Mummy, I don’t know what’s going on with my brother, I waited for him at the Airport yesterday evening for almost 6 hours but up till now he hasn’t arrived. I am very confused and sad right now. Ebuka said.
“I strongly believe that my son is okay wherever he is now. The king said.
“I have the same feelings too. Said the Queen.
“Your Majesty, Your Highness, my prince breakfast is ready. Said the Maiden.
“Please, Your Majesty let’s go and have our breakfast. Queen said.
*A few hours later*
“Doctor, please why is he talking and behaving abnormally? Ada curiously asked.
“They gave this man a very da’ngerous substance so that substance has damaged his brain completely, so you people should quickly take him to a psychiatric hospital because he is mad right now.
“Ada and Kenny took him to the Mental Hospital, when they got to the Psychiatric Hospital, Kenny went home and explained everything to their parents and their parents were extremely stunned and sad.
*A few days to Ada’s wedding *
“Babe, what’s going on? Why do you suddenly change? Ada’s Fiancé asked.
“Eric, I don’t understand what you are talking about, how did I change if I may ask? Ada asked..
“Ada, Ever since you met that strange Madman, you no longer pick up my calls as usual, you scarcely give me your time and attention. Ada, have you suddenly forgotten that our wedding is next week? Eric asked.
“Eric, is not my fault, please. Ada muttered.
“Then whose fault? Or is it my fault? Ada answer me now. Eric yelled at her.
Eric, please stop yelling at me, I just told you is not my fault, Eric with the way things are going every day, I don’t think that our marriage would work out, because I have completely lost everything.
“Ada, what did I just hear you saying?
“Eric, I am extremely sorry for what I am about to tell you, I am tired of keeping this deep secret from you. I want to reveal it to you, so that if you want to k’ill me, you can go ahead and k’ill me, I can’t keep it any longer. Ada exclaimed.
“Ada, what is that please? I have hurt already, please tell me.
“Eric, I don’t know where to start, to make you understand, I am very confused right now, Oh!! God Why me? Ada exclaimed.
“Please my Love, talk to me what’s the problem? Eric asked sadly.
“She sadly stared at Eric and tears were gushing out from her eyes. Babe, why are you crying? Please tell me because you’re hurting me.
“Eric, I am very sorry, I have completely lost my feelings for you, I don’t have the slightest feeling for you any longer.
“ How? Ada, I don’t understand what you are talking about. Can you repeat what you just said?
“Eric, please believe me, I no longer have any feelings for you, I am obsessed with the madman, the feelings I have for the madman are Uncontrollable and mysterious. I love him beyond, I can’t just control my feelings for him. Ada exclaimed.
“Ada, what are you saying?, have you suddenly gone mad, have you forgotten that our wedding is next week on Saturday? you’re joking, oh yes you’re joking.
“Eric I swear with my life, I mean what I just told you, ever since I saw that strange madman, my spirit and soul have not been the same as before. The deep feelings and love I have for him are just beyond my control. I sense there is a deep mystery behind the man, I have never been so madly in love with a man like that before, I can’t just help myself out. I don’t know what I will do at this point to get rid of my feelings for him because these circumstances are beyond me. Ada cried out heavily.
Should I continue?
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His first coming was like a lamb…
He was slaughtered.
So his 2nd coming is as a Lion – he will slaughter them -Charles Awuzie Analysis on Donald Trump
While I may have fundamental differences with Donald Trump as a person, but I am open minded to learn from his intentionality.
The problem I have with humans is bias – if they love Kamala then everything about Trump must be evil. And if they love Trump, anyone who disagrees with him is antichrist. The same applies to those who love Tinubu but think Obi is a scam and those who love Obi but sees nothing good in Tinubu – just low vibration, low frequency human consciousness – symptom of an ‘Unstretched’ Mind.
There are very few humans who are conscious of their own bias and are genuinely making efforts to KEEP AN OPEN MIND. These ones have STRETCHED their minds.
I have learnt so much from President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his political moves.
I have learnt also from President Donald Trump.
I have learnt from the Holy Koran just as I have learned from the Holy Bible.
And That’s how I maintain a constant flow of inspiration – by keeping an open mind.
Trump’s intentional use of Crypto, Religion and Nationalism is worth studying.
Crypto is the modern financial culture – it’s a cult.
Religion is an ancient universal culture – it’s a cult.
Nationalism excludes people who are not from your nation while placing your nation first – it’s a cult.
This cult strategy wins every time if well executed.
If you want to win an election in your country, align with the ideals of the majority. If they want to deport all immigrants, champion it even if your wife and biggest donors are both immigrants.
Politics is a mind game. If you don’t understand this, you are still a baby. The difference between a smiling Trump and a frowning Trump is Mind Game. Your mind will effortlessly liken him to the lamb and Lion branding of Jesus.
Good morning!
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Ladies beware of this man. He tricked me that he’ll divorce his wife & marry me not knowing they’re all fat lies!
I met this guy in 2022. I thought he was genuine & i fell for his looks not knowing that he is Lucifer’s twin brother who dresses in suit & tie. We dated for 3yrs but, he never took me to his house. He claims to be married with 2 kids but unhappy & also convinced me that he was no longer interested in his wife, promising to divorce her to be with me
He claims his parents pressurized him to marry the girl & after 4 yrs he’s fed up with the marriage & wants a divorce because he’s not happy in the marriage. I took him for his word after he successfully convincing me I’m the one that he truly loves & wanted to be with, promising to marry me as soon as the divorce proceedings with his wife was over, i believed him. During this time, I became pregnant with his child, & we now have a one-year-old daughter.
However, I’ve since discovered that he never initiated any divorce proceedings. Instead, he’s been using me emotionally & financially. instead of him giving me money like a man will normally do for the woman he claims to love, he has been collecting money from me. His latest excuse is that he doesn’t want to marry a woman with children from previous relationships. Gerald, so after 2 yrs you just realized that I’m a baby mama of 2 kids from different relationships!!? After using me all this time. I swrr Gerald, my God will surely Ponizh you!!
Ladies, plz beware of this guy, i want to xp0z h!m so others wouldn’t fall for his lies. pls, don’t fall for this guy. he’s even cute for nothing, he’s not even good in bed, a 2 minute man who wines his waste like an old grandmother who is sick of waist pain & on top of that, a fat l!år & a big ch!tt! plz help me xp0z this guy, he’s full names are Chanfe Gerald ike, he works as a traveling consultant”
UNIVERSITY of Zambia student’s quest to become a doctor has been temporarily halted after he was together with his ‘business’ partner for stealing phones from six students.
The student, Mike Musonda, 26, and his co-accused Equinox Tembo,24, unemployed, were jailed three years imprisonment with hard labour for stealing six phones valued at more than K14,000.
Musonda and Tembo appeared in court last week charged with six counts of theft, offences committed between August 1 and October 31, 2024.
Between the same dates, the duo stole a samsung galaxy M34 worth K4,500 from Grace Chanda, while in the second count, the accused stole an Iphone 6 worth K2,000 from Beatrice Mutale.
Accusations in the third count are that the accused stole a Huawei Pic Lite with K2,500 from Natasha Nyawa and that in the fourth count, the duo also stole an Itel S23 phone worth K2,500 from Catherine Chipasha.
In count five, the accused stole an Itel KB7 worth K2,600 from Dorcas Moyo and later stole a Techno pop 6 valued at K,1,800, the property of Mishel Siwale, in respect of the last count.
The both admitted the charges before Lusaka magistrate Amy Masoja-Chilangwa and told the court they had no claim to right to the phones.
Evidence is that during the material times, the first complaint, Ms Chanda, an UNZA student, was on her way to campus when she met Musonda, who introduced himself as an entrepreneur.
Musonda, who informed Ms Chanda that he was looking for people to ‘work’ with, later introduced her to Tembo, while at UNZA campus.
At the time, Ms Chanda had called her friend Beatrice Mutale informing her about a ‘job’ the two gentlemen were offering.
The accused later told Ms Chanda and Ms Mutale that they needed to capture their details so that they could give them identity cards for the ‘job’.
The accused then got a Samsung and an iPhone phone from the ladies on the pretext that they would get some details from the gadgets.
Musonda left with the phones leaving behind Tembo with the ladies before the latter also excused himself claiming that he wanted to use the toilet before he disappeared.
After realizing that they had been duped, the two ladies rushed to the university main entrance to alert security.
On the way, the duo met Tembo who then fled before the ladies ,security guards and other students pursued him while shouting thief.
After being apprehended, Tembo led security guards to the apprehension of Musonda before the duo was taken to Kalundu Police Post.
When news of the detention of the duo spread through campus, other affected students emerged and reported that their phones were equally stolen in a similar manner.
The affected victims went to Kalundu Police Station and gave their statements and positively identify the accused as the ones who stole their phones, which were not recovered.
In mitigation, Musonda, a medical student, asked for forgiveness because he had learnt a lesson while in remand
I’ve seen how much my friends are in pain because they now know that freedom is important. I’ve lost my sister and I am the first born. If I go for a long time, my family will be in pain” he said.
The convict said his conduct was motivated by joining bad company saying “It’s just that the friends I met made me start doing bad things’,” Musonda said.
The court heard that Musonda is a third year student but never wrote exams.
“So, instead of studying you were duping people” the magistrate said.
On his part, Tembo equally asked for leniency, pledging never to re-offend because “I am not supposed to do bad things. I want to go back to school. I want to rewrite biology”.
“You want to join him(Musonda) after rewriting biology,” the magistrate queried.
The magistrate observed that the convicts were not fully remorseful for stealing students phones, which carry vital information.
She sentenced them to three years imprisonment each.
