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I’ve been cheating on my wife with a lady I met online. We’ve been seeing each other for three months, and my wife has no idea because I play my cards right
I’ve been cheating on my wife with a lady I met online. We’ve been seeing each other for three months, and my wife has no idea because I play my cards right
She still lives with her family, so I’ve never been to her place. We usually meet at hotels, sometimes at a friend’s apartment, or even in my car, and afterward, I give her money
Since I started cheating, she’s the best woman I’ve cheated with. No commitments, no drama, no emotional entanglements
Whenever I feel like knacking, I call, and she comes. No strings attached. She’s the perfect side chic, and I thank God for her every day
She’s very beautiful. Smooth chocolate skin, small and perky breasts like unripe oranges. She’s a bit short, but whatever she lacks in height, she makes up for in curves, especially her yansh, which is something else entirely.
I’ve been building a house for my family, and the day it was finally complete, I threw a private party for a few close friends. But instead of taking my wife, I took my side chick.
All my friends came with their side pieces too. None of us brought our wives. I didn’t tell my wife the house was done because, frankly, I needed it for my private affairs.
That night, we had marathon segz in the master bedroom, and she gave me styles I didn’t even know existed. At 43, I’ve never ejaculated as many times as I did that night. This girl was out to ki|| me in bed.
Afterward, she asked if she could stay for the weekend to help me clean up and cook. I was so pleased, I handed her the keys without a second thought and went home to my family.
When the weekend came, I returned to my new house, only to find my girlfriend had moved in with her parents & siblings! My new house, the one I built for my own family had been taken over by my girlfriend & her family
I was filled with rage. I screamed at her, threatening that if they weren’t out by the time I returned that evening, I’d lock them all up & throw away the keys.
In anger, I stormed out and headed home. But a few minutes later, I received a video of me naked, doing all sorts of explicit things. Turns out, this girl had been recording our segz, even the ones where I was handcuffed, blindfolded, and gagged with her panties in my mouth.
Or the time we role-played where I was a slave in chains, and she was the boss in a sexy uniform and whip. We’d used all kinds of segz toys and costumes that I ordered from klassic Wave Empire —honestly, their stuff transformed my segz life.
Klassic waves FS have everything you need to cum multiple times. From toys to BDSM tools even erotic game cards, they deliver anywhere. All Your fantasies they’ll bring it to life. I’m in Lagos, and they shipped all the way from Port Harcourt. Thanks to them, at 43 I was firing like I’m 23!
All I did was call their number – +234 810 949 6589, and chat them up too as my friend advised and my segz life has never been the same. It got so good I almost testified.
But now, my life was falling apart. When I saw my naked video, I quickly ran outside to my car and called her. This girl threatened to send the videos to my wife and post them on social media if I bothered her again.
As I’m talking to you, this evi| spirit and her family have been living in my house for three whole months, and I can’t do anything about it. I’ve begged her countless times, but she’s blocked me everywhere.
I can’t go to the police because of the shame it would bring. I’m a deacon in church, respected in my community, but now I’m trapped. My wife is getting suspicious, asking more questions about the house she knows I’ve been building.
I’ve run out of lies. From floods to wild animals, even NEPA. I don’t know what to say anymore. I’m terrified she’ll go see the house one day, and find another family living there.
Maybe I will start building another house or even buy another one but my wife knows the address already so that’s another problem.
What’s paining me more is that I just ordered more kinky stuff from Klassic waves FS that I wanted to try with this girl. Thank God she has shown me her true colors.
What do I do? I’m a father figure in the society, so please, be respectful in your advice, thanks.
The End
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Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo and Fulani Are Not The Names of Any Tribe – Reno Omokri
You need to understand your own cultural identity; otherwise, you will keep seeing yourself as those who control the mainstream media see you, rather than how you really are. For example, Yoruba, Hausa, Fulani, Igbo, Ijaw and Edo are not tribes.
A tribe is a small group of primitive people, existing in a traditional society, subdivided into families and communities connected by a common language and ancestry.
Going by that definition, supported by the Oxford English Dictionary, most Nigerian ethnicities are not tribes. They are ethnic nationalities.
So, why do we use the term tribe to describe our ethnic identity? It is because the colonialists deliberately used the word tribe to make you look and feel inferior.
Just as they beat Kunta Kinte in the fictional TV series Roots, until he recanted and replaced his real African name with the slave name Toby, so did the colonialists browbeat you and I until we accepted that we were tribesmen and tribeswomen.
Take the Yorubas, for example. The Olukumi Omoluabi are found in large numbers in Nigeria, Brazil, Benin, Togo, Sierra Leone, and Cuba and are scattered throughout the Caribbean.
Hausa and Yoruba are Africa’s second and third most prominent indigenous languages.
Ndi’Igbo have significant indigenous populations in Cameroon and Equatorial Guinea.
Yet, members of these groups use the word tribe to describe themselves.
Each of these sub-nations has a population far in excess of the population of Belgium, which has 11.7 million people of primarily Flemish origin.
But since you were born, have you ever heard the Flemish people being described as a ‘tribe’? So, why refer to your ethnicity as a tribe?
Look, if a cat wants to grow and become a lion, it must stop chasing mice. If Nigeria is to become a great nation, we must remove the subliminal barriers and glass ceilings that the colonialists put in our minds.
Take a look at these Ife Bronzes. They are a thousand years old and show Olukumi Omoluabi people fully dressed, wearing jewellery and holding iron tools.
How could you be this advanced a thousand years ago and still believe you are a tribe?
Belgium did not exist a thousand years ago, and they are a nation, but you, who existed over a thousand years ago, are a tribe? Make that make sense to yourself.
It is time to make a mental shift. Do not use the word tribe to describe yourself or your ethnicity. You are an individual member of an ethnic nationality. Once you understand that, how you see yourself and allow others to treat you will change.
And while you are at it, give up your suave slave name and start bearing an original African name.
The right people will like you better if you just be yourself rather than who you are not. Bear your heavy African name. Take a poll. Whether Aliko Dangote, Kemi Badenoch, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Wake Adeyemo, Chimamanda Adichie, Tope Awotona, or Bayo Ogunlesi, the most successful Black Africans bear their African names, not European, Jewish or Arabic names.
And wear your cultural attire. It does not look funny. That is your inferiority complex, speaking. And refuse to bleach. Organic cream is an organic fraud. You can be Black and beautiful. Solomon wrote the only love letter in the Bible for a Black woman (Songs of Solomon). Your Blackness is your greatness. Please don’t get in the way of it. Instead, get in line with it!
Reno Omokri
Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. Ruffler of the Feathers of Obidents. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year 2022.
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President Hakainde Hichilema’s Failure to Curb Lawlessness: Unprofessionalism Rises Among Military Recruits in Zambia
In what can only be described as an alarming act of lawlessness and unprofessionalism, over 20 military recruits from Mufulira barracks went on a violent rampage, indiscriminately assaulting innocent civilians last night. This shameful act left several people injured, including Kankoyo Member of Parliament, Heartson Mabeta, who suffered a broken hand after being beaten by these recruits. Such lawlessness demands accountability at the highest levels, and it is time to hold President Hakainde Hichilema responsible for the continued decline of discipline within the country’s security forces.
The terrifying scene unfolded after a group of taxi drivers allegedly got into a brawl with two recruits in the Mufulira Central Business District (CBD). The injured recruits, rather than reporting the issue through proper channels, returned to the barracks and rallied their colleagues for retaliation. In a blatant disregard for the rule of law and order, the recruits stormed the town, attacking pedestrians and motorists in their path. The chaos resulted in damaged property, including Mr. Mabeta’s vehicle, and left a trail of fear and destruction in its wake.
This brazen display of violence highlights an underlying issue of unprofessionalism that has taken root within Zambia’s military under President Hichilema’s administration. The fact that recruits, who are supposed to uphold the values of discipline and protect civilians, would resort to such thuggery raises serious concerns about the effectiveness of the leadership at the top. Where is the president’s voice in all this? Where is the commitment to ensuring that the military, an institution that should represent national security and order, maintains its dignity and upholds professionalism?
Unfortunately, this incident is not isolated. Zambia has witnessed a growing trend of indiscipline among its security personnel, signaling a dangerous descent into lawlessness. What is even more disturbing is that these issues seem to stem from a lack of clear direction and leadership at the top.
President Hichilema, despite being in power, has failed to address the recurrent acts of brutality and misconduct by the military. His administration’s silence and lack of decisive action against such transgressions has emboldened these recruits, who now feel they can act with impunity. A strong military is vital for any nation’s defense, but when those responsible for defending the nation begin to terrorize their own people, the president must be held accountable.
Ministry of Information and Media Permanent Secretary Thabo Kawana attempted to downplay the situation, clarifying that the rampaging recruits were not a group of 500 as previously claimed but 22. Regardless of the numbers, the reality remains that the president’s administration has allowed this kind of behavior to proliferate. It is no longer about how many recruits were involved; it is about the lawlessness that has been allowed to fester unchecked.
Mr. Kawana’s statement that residents should avoid provoking recruits is a weak attempt at shifting the blame onto civilians. The real issue is the president’s failure to instill discipline and professionalism in his military forces. Instead of focusing on proper training and emphasizing respect for civilians, President Hichilema’s administration has allowed the military to become a tool of terror in the hands of undisciplined recruits. How can civilians be expected to trust their military when its recruits go on violent rampages without fear of consequence?
The actions of these recruits not only showcase their disregard for professionalism but also reflect poorly on the leadership overseeing them. The army, under the command of President Hichilema, is supposed to serve and protect the citizens of Zambia, not brutalize them. This incident calls for a complete overhaul of military training protocols and a reevaluation of the moral and ethical standards being imparted to the recruits. At the heart of it, this is a failure of leadership and governance.
President Hichilema must take full responsibility for the lawlessness exhibited by these military recruits. The Zambian people deserve a military that exemplifies discipline, professionalism, and respect for human rights. It is high time that President Hichilema takes meaningful action to address this growing crisis before Zambia’s reputation and its citizens’ safety are further compromised. The nation is watching, and it demands accountability.
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Recruited Soldiers beat up Mufulira residents in ‘revenge’
IN what could be termed as ‘revenge of the ninja’, a group of over 20 recruits went on rampage last night beating residents in Mufulira, in retaliation after two civilians beat their own.
The recruits beat up pedestrians and motorists, among the victims is Kankoyo Member of Parliament Heartson Mabeta, who was left with a broken right hand.
After being clobbered, Mr Mabeta last night took to social media to raise alarm that he was a victim of beatings by ‘soldiers’ who were on rampage assaulting people in town.
“Soldiers are all over in Mufulira town attacking citizens and have just broken my right hand, please stay away from town,” he wrote in his Facebook page.
Mr Mabeta said he had since been discharged from hospital after doctors assessed his injury.
But while confirming that some over 20 recruits were beating people, Ministry of Information and Media Permanent Secretary Thabo Kawana disputed claims that it was a group of 500 soldiers who beat up people.
“However, what is factual is that two recruits that where in CBD got into a brawl with taxi drivers who assaulted the recruits in the process.
The recruits then went back to the barracks and enlisted their fellow recruits complaining that civilians had assaulted them. Then a group of about 22 recruits entered CBD through Chibolya compound and were beating up everybody and anybody along the way be it pedestrians or motorists,” he said.
Mr Kawana said during the fight, two motor vehicles were damaged among Mr Mabeta’s.
“However, quick action by the District Administration led by the District Commssioner and District Commanding Officer of the Zambia Army moved in and rounded up the recruits and took them back into the barracks with calm since returning to the District currently,” Mr Kawana said.
He cautioned members members of the public to desist from picking on recruits each time they see them come into town to get some supplies.
Mr Kawana said some residents have the tendency of provoking recruits as a way of testing if truly they have been trained as soldiers and in the process sometimes they even injure the said recruits.
“Therefore, let us all desist from provoking or assaulting any other person be it a recruit or not.Let us co-exist, live together in peace and harmony,” he said.