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Sunday I decided to go and greet my parents since I was passing towards our family house. When I got to the door about to open and enter I heard Chibueze my nephew murmuring to my Dad saying; Daddy, she is here should I also hide our toothpaste so she will not lick that one too?
So, yesterday being Sunday I decided to go and greet my parents since I was passing towards our family house.
When I got to the door about to open and enter I heard Chibueze my nephew murmuring to my Dad saying;
Daddy, she is here should I also hide our toothpaste so she will not lick that one too?
I was like Aah aah ónye kwa(Who)? Who is licking my parent’s toothpaste again?
When I entered I noticed the look on Chibueze’s face.
I didn’t pay attention to Chibueze I only greeted my Aunty my Dad’s elder sister who came from Jos to see him.
That my Aunty is a tórtóise. a big one at that! oke mbe.
I hugged her and told her it wasn’t fair so if I hadn’t come to see my parents I wouldn’t have known she had come.
She said what I did not even understand facing the ground.
Inside me, I said Aunty the feeling is mutual.
You don’t lîke me and I don’t lîke you too maybe is because I took after her… I resemble her in everything.
Two captains they say can never be in one bolt.
I wanted to go inside and greet my Mom.
My Dad called me back and asked me if I had their spare key with me.
I said yes…
My Dad told me to hand the spare key to him.
I turned and asked my Aunty what was going on because I know her too well and I know she must have told my Dad something about me.
The way my Aunty attàckéd me I’ve already known she has mûrdéréd me before my Dad.
My Dad said her sister had told him what I posted on my WhatsApp status and that she screenshot and showed him too.
That I made a post on my WhatsApp I would come to our family house and empty the house.
I was shocked!!
I was shocked because I had the intention of coming to steal all the foodstuffs in the family house and I already came prepared but I never made such a post on my status.
In fact, for months I’ve not posted on my status.
I stood and only concluded my Aunty had become a wîtch that she read that from my mind not my status because I hardly post.
I quickly prayed let my Dad not search my handbag because she would see 2 sack bags I wanted to use and pack rice, beans, fish, and many other things.
Aah, I said inside my mind that if a snake doesn’t act like a snake children will use it and tie firewood.
I said I must defend myself because I didn’t post such.
I got angry and asked to see the screenshot so I would know where to start.
My Aunty showed me.
I looked at the name of the person who posted it and it was Olisa my Aunty’s son who is also my cousin. It was a joke he cracked just that my Dad and her sister don’t like jokes and they don’t know when jokes are cracked
The day I posted I dóñ’t want péàce I wànt próblém always on my WhatsApp.
My Dad accused me of joining bad gangs and suspended me from coming to our family house.
We just finished settling that one just in November last year with enough truth to God and plenty of abeg coming from my mouth.
My Aunty opened her mouth waah when she saw it was her son who posted it.
She confessed how she views WhatsApp statues.
She said we shouldn’t blame her that anytime she wants to view WhatsApp statues she will click on the person statues she has in mind and it will be playing that she doesn’t know when it enters another person’s own that everything she watches she will assume it is the same first person she opened his/her statues posted it.
She then apologized and my Dad apologized too.
I asked her since it was Olisa her son who posted it that means she would disown him.
She said she knew what she would do to him.
I then understood the statement Chibueze made when I was coming.
He asked if he should hide toothpaste before I lick it.
I shouted God!!! So Chibueze was referring to me.
Me Ember!!! Toothpaste licker!! God forbid!!
I didn’t know when I got angry and raised my voice at my Dad and Aunty asking them why they discussed such before 10 years ago.
I jacked Chibueze. used our bathroom slippers and changed his life at once for good.
After flogging him…
I know Chibueze well my parents don’t know him a bit.
I asked him questions on what is happening to the toothpaste my parents are buying in the house because of everything for Chibueze to secure only toothpaste omo it is not ordinary hóha! Otoro nkiti biko!!
said it na!
Chibueze was only securing what matters most to him!!
He doesn’t want to share close-up toothpaste with me because close is his food when he’s alone in the house.
My Mom shouted!! She said no wonder she buys close up every week not knowing it was Chibueze who licks it.
That was how I left without packing any foodstuffs (heartbreak).
But my coming to that family house again will be clean up… Mkpocha na nzacha since they stress me this much for just the small rice I wanted to pack.
Not as if I’m packing many. Is evening picking I wanted to pick. Something I will just count like 70 seeds from the bag.
Nobody should call me a thiévé, ooh I’m just doing what will eliminate ulcer kpàta-kpàta.
Amaka Ember
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I’ve made up my mind to expoe this old cargo today, Her full name is Kenza Emeline Jein. She’s a married businesswoman who deals in ladies’ fashion
She’s so un-gråté-ful. I’ve had an affair for about 4 years gone with this w0-man. She claimed her husband wasn’t satisfying her in bed, I was always at her service whenever she needed me. In turn, she rented an apartment for me, opened up a shoe business for me, also gave me pocket allowances per month.
Our relationship had been moving well until she got pregnant with the second child & gave birth to a baby girl about 6 months ago. Afterwards, she automatically changed & suddenly stopped seeing me & picking my calls, even went to the extent of blocking me. I only get to reach her when I use a different line. Immediately she realizes it’s me, she’ll cut the call after telling me she’s no longer interested in the relationship, then block the new line too.
I was shocked by this new development. I’ve lost the girl I loved so much & who loved me so much too, all because of this woman. Now she thinks she can just use & dump me like that after giving her two beautiful kids, like I’m some kind of rag. See, I’m not a kid, Mrs. Jein. If you think you can play me like a child, then you should think twice.
Even my business is going down, my house rent has expired, my landlord isn’t giving me any breathing space. I’ve asked this woman for just 2.5million as compensation so i can move on & fix my l!fe that she destroyed but she has given a deaf ear.
Mrs Jein, I’ve given you 2 beautiful girls & I cannot be here suffering while I’ve been wasting my time & energy servicing & giving an old cargo fresh blood with absolutely nothing of benefit nor gain. You very well know our affair cost me my sweet relationship. All bcoz of you i lost the woman that truly loves me. However, I do not need the kids either; you can keep them. I’m 24yrs old still young with fresh blood; I can always make other babies.
I only insist that you compensate me with 2.5 million for my time & energy wasted on you. If not. You leave me with no choice than get back at you by uploading your n””-ü,”ds on social media & also come for my babies & you’ll lose everything, which I’m very sure you wouldn’t want that. This is a promise Mrs Jein. You can’t use me & dump me like a rag; I’m not a kid madam! I’m giving just a week to see that money in my account so i can fix my life i do not want any trouble”
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In 2003, Chief Chuba Okadigbo was allegedly gassed with poisonous tear gas in Kano State, Nigeria
Okadigbo also known as the Oyi of Oyi was Vice presidential aspirant of the All Nigeria People’s Party (ANPP) with Mohammad Buhari, as leader of the ticket.
Unlike other Igbo politicians who aligned themselves with their Igbo kinsmen, Okadigbo aligned himself with the North and had more respect for the Northern region and its people.
Okadigbo attended the rally which was held in Kano State Nigeria.
Apart from the Governor of Kano State, no other ANPP Governor was in attendance which was unusual.
Aware of Okadigbo’s respiratory health challenge (asthma), the then federal government under the reign of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo did not want the rally to proceed.
Security personnel mounted the gate to prevent entry, but this did not sit well with the Kano State Governor; Malam Ibrahim Shekarau, so he ordered the youths to bring down the gate allowing opposition figures to enter.
Police in order to instill calmness released tear gas which they allegedly poured on ANPP leaders in the rally.
According to Hajiya Naja’tu Mohammad report to Voice Of America (VOA), Okadigbo’s body was allegedly soaked with the offensive smelling liquid.
He lost control of his breathe after inhaling the substance and the other party men administered first aid on him in a bid to revive him.
He eventually gave up the ghost in his Asokoro home, Abuja a day or two after the tear gas event.
Many still believed that there is more to his dæth.
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I slept with my younger sisters husband on their wedding eve and Ever since then I swore that I would take her husband away from her no matter the cost.
The whole thing began when I and Chris (my sisters husband) started chatting on Facebook, by then Chris and my sister haven’t met. I fell deeply for Chris and I always imagined him as the father of my kids, but through our chat Chris never confessed any love to me.
One day while I was bathing I received a text from Chris asking us to meet. I was curious to meet him for the first time in person, but as girls I had to force him to let me tag my sister along . Chris obliged but after so many persistence he gave in .
When I and my sister got to the location of the dinner date, Chris and my sister got along to the extent I began to feel left out throughout the dinner night. When we were done Chris exchanged contacts with my sister.
After that day I and Chris kept chatting but something changed. Chris would some times leave my message read but still won’t reply.
After few weeks of Chris change of behaviour I felt like he was no longer interested in me so I completely blocked him. Two days after I blocked him .
One day while I was laying on the parlour couch pressing my phone, my sister rushed to me screaming.
“He asked me to be his girlfriend, rachel he asked me to be his girlfriend ” she said repeatedly.
“WHO! who asked you to be his girlfriend?” I asked sitting up well.
“Chris, the guy I followed you to a dinner date with few weeks ago” she said rejoicing.
At that point I felt this grudge in my heart for my sister but I decided to let go concluding that Chris was never mine that’s why.
Soon my sister started going on dates and shopping with Chris. It even got to a point that Chris bought her a car to ease her to work.
On one special evening while I was in the parlour with a friend, I noticed my sister walking downstairs and spraying fragrance in the entire house.
I was curious so I asked her the reason she was spraying the house and of course it was because Chris was coming to visit.
After few hours Chris walked in and they hugged and k!ssed right in front of us. My friend was already offended but she waited for them to leave.
“Is that not the guy that you told me you both had a thing before ?”
“Yes he is the one I told you about, but nothing to worry; if it’s meant to be, it will be” I said and scoffed .
“But if you don’t work for it to be how will it be” my friend said to me and walked out.
I was sitting all alone in the parlour when my sister walked in with bright smiles on her face. As soon as she saw me she stretched her hand out and revealed the engagement ring. That was when I know that I had to take back what rightfully belongs to me by all means.
TO BE CONTINUED ON
SLEEPING WITH MY SISTER’S HUSBAND EPISODE 1
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