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Sunday I decided to go and greet my parents since I was passing towards our family house. When I got to the door about to open and enter I heard Chibueze my nephew murmuring to my Dad saying; Daddy, she is here should I also hide our toothpaste so she will not lick that one too?

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So, yesterday being Sunday I decided to go and greet my parents since I was passing towards our family house.

When I got to the door about to open and enter I heard Chibueze my nephew murmuring to my Dad saying;

Daddy, she is here should I also hide our toothpaste so she will not lick that one too?

I was like Aah aah ónye kwa(Who)? Who is licking my parent’s toothpaste again?

When I entered I noticed the look on Chibueze’s face.

I didn’t pay attention to Chibueze I only greeted my Aunty my Dad’s elder sister who came from Jos to see him.

That my Aunty is a tórtóise. a big one at that! oke mbe.

I hugged her and told her it wasn’t fair so if I hadn’t come to see my parents I wouldn’t have known she had come.

She said what I did not even understand facing the ground.

Inside me, I said Aunty the feeling is mutual.

You don’t lîke me and I don’t lîke you too maybe is because I took after her… I resemble her in everything.

Two captains they say can never be in one bolt.

I wanted to go inside and greet my Mom.

My Dad called me back and asked me if I had their spare key with me.

I said yes…

My Dad told me to hand the spare key to him.

I turned and asked my Aunty what was going on because I know her too well and I know she must have told my Dad something about me.

The way my Aunty attàckéd me I’ve already known she has mûrdéréd me before my Dad.

My Dad said her sister had told him what I posted on my WhatsApp status and that she screenshot and showed him too.

That I made a post on my WhatsApp I would come to our family house and empty the house.

I was shocked!!

I was shocked because I had the intention of coming to steal all the foodstuffs in the family house and I already came prepared but I never made such a post on my status. 

In fact, for months I’ve not posted on my status.

I stood and only concluded my Aunty had become a wîtch that she read that from my mind not my status because I hardly post.

I quickly prayed let my Dad not search my handbag because she would see 2 sack bags I wanted to use and pack rice, beans, fish, and many other things.

Aah, I said inside my mind that if a snake doesn’t act like a snake children will use it and tie firewood. 

I said I must defend myself because I didn’t post such.

I got angry and asked to see the screenshot so I would know where to start.

My Aunty showed me.

I looked at the name of the person who posted it and it was Olisa my Aunty’s son who is also my cousin. It was a joke he cracked just that my Dad and her sister don’t like jokes and they don’t know when jokes are cracked

The day I posted I dóñ’t want péàce I wànt próblém always on my WhatsApp.

My Dad accused me of joining bad gangs and suspended me from coming to our family house.

We just finished settling that one just in November last year with enough truth to God and plenty of abeg coming from my mouth.

My Aunty opened her mouth waah when she saw it was her son who posted it.

She confessed how she views WhatsApp statues.

She said we shouldn’t blame her that anytime she wants to view WhatsApp statues she will click on the person statues she has in mind and it will be playing that she doesn’t know when it enters another person’s own that everything she watches she will assume it is the same first person she opened his/her statues posted it.

She then apologized and my Dad apologized too.

I asked her since it was Olisa her son who posted it that means she would disown him.

She said she knew what she would do to him.

I then understood the statement Chibueze made when I was coming.

He asked if he should hide toothpaste before I lick it.

I shouted God!!! So Chibueze was referring to me.

Me Ember!!! Toothpaste licker!! God forbid!!

I didn’t know when I got angry and raised my voice at my Dad and Aunty asking them why they discussed such before 10 years ago.

I jacked Chibueze. used our bathroom slippers and changed his life at once for good.

After flogging him…

I know Chibueze well my parents don’t know him a bit.

I asked him questions on what is happening to the toothpaste my parents are buying in the house because of everything for Chibueze to secure only toothpaste omo it is not ordinary hóha! Otoro nkiti biko!!

said it na!

Chibueze was only securing what matters most to him!!

He doesn’t want to share close-up toothpaste with me because close is his food when he’s alone in the house.

My Mom shouted!! She said no wonder she buys close up every week not knowing it was Chibueze who licks it.

That was how I left without packing any foodstuffs (heartbreak).

But my coming to that family house again will be clean up… Mkpocha na nzacha since they stress me this much for just the small rice I wanted to pack.

Not as if I’m packing many. Is evening picking I wanted to pick. Something I will just count like 70 seeds from the bag.

Nobody should call me a thiévé, ooh I’m just doing what will eliminate ulcer kpàta-kpàta.

Amaka Ember

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His first coming was like a lamb…
He was slaughtered.
So his 2nd coming is as a Lion – he will slaughter them -Charles Awuzie Analysis on Donald Trump

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While I may have fundamental differences with Donald Trump as a person, but I am open minded to learn from his intentionality.

The problem I have with humans is bias – if they love Kamala then everything about Trump must be evil. And if they love Trump, anyone who disagrees with him is antichrist. The same applies to those who love Tinubu but think Obi is a scam and those who love Obi but sees nothing good in Tinubu – just low vibration, low frequency human consciousness – symptom of an ‘Unstretched’ Mind.

There are very few humans who are conscious of their own bias and are genuinely making efforts to KEEP AN OPEN MIND. These ones have STRETCHED their minds.

I have learnt so much from President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his political moves.

I have learnt also from President Donald Trump.

I have learnt from the Holy Koran just as I have learned from the Holy Bible.

And That’s how I maintain a constant flow of inspiration – by keeping an open mind.

Trump’s intentional use of Crypto, Religion and Nationalism is worth studying.
Crypto is the modern financial culture – it’s a cult.
Religion is an ancient universal culture – it’s a cult.
Nationalism excludes people who are not from your nation while placing your nation first – it’s a cult.

This cult strategy wins every time if well executed.

If you want to win an election in your country, align with the ideals of the majority. If they want to deport all immigrants, champion it even if your wife and biggest donors are both immigrants.

Politics is a mind game. If you don’t understand this, you are still a baby. The difference between a smiling Trump and a frowning Trump is Mind Game. Your mind will effortlessly liken him to the lamb and Lion branding of Jesus.

Good morning!

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Ladies beware of this man. He tricked me that he’ll divorce his wife & marry me not knowing they’re all fat lies!

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I met this guy in 2022. I thought he was genuine & i fell for his looks not knowing that he is Lucifer’s twin brother who dresses in suit & tie. We dated for 3yrs but, he never took me to his house. He claims to be married with 2 kids but unhappy & also convinced me that he was no longer interested in his wife, promising to divorce her to be with me

He claims his parents pressurized him to marry the girl & after 4 yrs he’s fed up with the marriage & wants a divorce because he’s not happy in the marriage. I took him for his word after he successfully convincing me I’m the one that he truly loves & wanted to be with, promising to marry me as soon as the divorce proceedings with his wife was over, i believed him. During this time, I became pregnant with his child, & we now have a one-year-old daughter.

However, I’ve since discovered that he never initiated any divorce proceedings. Instead, he’s been using me emotionally & financially. instead of him giving me money like a man will normally do for the woman he claims to love, he has been collecting money from me. His latest excuse is that he doesn’t want to marry a woman with children from previous relationships. Gerald, so after 2 yrs you just realized that I’m a baby mama of 2 kids from different relationships!!? After using me all this time. I swrr Gerald, my God will surely Ponizh you!!

Ladies, plz beware of this guy, i want to xp0z h!m so others wouldn’t fall for his lies. pls, don’t fall for this guy. he’s even cute for nothing, he’s not even good in bed, a 2 minute man who wines his waste like an old grandmother who is sick of waist pain & on top of that, a fat l!år & a big ch!tt! plz help me xp0z this guy, he’s full names are Chanfe Gerald ike, he works as a traveling consultant”

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UNZA student jailed three years for phone thefts

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UNIVERSITY of Zambia student’s quest to become a doctor has been temporarily halted after he was together with his ‘business’ partner for stealing phones from six students.

The student, Mike Musonda, 26, and his co-accused Equinox Tembo,24, unemployed, were jailed three years imprisonment with hard labour for stealing six phones valued at more than K14,000.

Musonda and Tembo appeared in court last week charged with six counts of theft, offences committed between August 1 and October 31, 2024.

Between the same dates, the duo stole a samsung galaxy M34 worth K4,500 from Grace Chanda, while in the second count, the accused stole an Iphone 6 worth K2,000 from Beatrice Mutale.

Accusations in the third count are that the accused stole a Huawei Pic Lite with K2,500 from Natasha Nyawa and that in the fourth count, the duo also stole an Itel S23 phone worth K2,500 from Catherine Chipasha.

In count five, the accused stole an Itel KB7 worth K2,600 from Dorcas Moyo and later stole a Techno pop 6 valued at K,1,800, the property of Mishel Siwale, in respect of the last count.

The both admitted the charges before Lusaka magistrate Amy Masoja-Chilangwa and told the court they had no claim to right to the phones.

Evidence is that during the material times, the first complaint, Ms Chanda, an UNZA student, was on her way to campus when she met Musonda, who introduced himself as an entrepreneur.

Musonda, who informed Ms Chanda that he was looking for people to ‘work’ with, later introduced her to Tembo, while at UNZA campus.

At the time, Ms Chanda had called her friend Beatrice Mutale informing her about a ‘job’ the two gentlemen were offering.

The accused later told Ms Chanda and Ms Mutale that they needed to capture their details so that they could give them identity cards for the ‘job’.

The accused then got a Samsung and an iPhone phone from the ladies on the pretext that they would get some details from the gadgets.

Musonda left with the phones leaving behind Tembo with the ladies before the latter also excused himself claiming that he wanted to use the toilet before he disappeared.

After realizing that they had been duped, the two ladies rushed to the university main entrance to alert security.

On the way, the duo met Tembo who then fled before the ladies ,security guards and other students pursued him while shouting thief.

After being apprehended, Tembo led security guards to the apprehension of Musonda before the duo was taken to Kalundu Police Post.

When news of the detention of the duo spread through campus, other affected students emerged and reported that their phones were equally stolen in a similar manner.

The affected victims went to Kalundu Police Station and gave their statements and positively identify the accused as the ones who stole their phones, which were not recovered.

In mitigation, Musonda, a medical student, asked for forgiveness because he had learnt a lesson while in remand

I’ve seen how much my friends are in pain because they now know that freedom is important. I’ve lost my sister and I am the first born. If I go for a long time, my family will be in pain” he said.

The convict said his conduct was motivated by joining bad company saying “It’s just that the friends I met made me start doing bad things’,” Musonda said.

The court heard that Musonda is a third year student but never wrote exams.

“So, instead of studying you were duping people” the magistrate said.

On his part, Tembo equally asked for leniency, pledging never to re-offend because “I am not supposed to do bad things. I want to go back to school. I want to rewrite biology”.

“You want to join him(Musonda) after rewriting biology,” the magistrate queried.

The magistrate observed that the convicts were not fully remorseful for stealing students phones, which carry vital information.

She sentenced them to three years imprisonment each.

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