Viral Gist
My landlady increased our rent from 250k to 300k.
I told her face-to-face that I’d been complaining to her about the earthing problem in my room.
Everything in my room is shócking including my bathroom wall so because of that I will continue paying 250k
So, my landlady increased our rent from 250k to 300k.
I told her face-to-face that I’d been complaining to her about the earthing problem in my room.
Everything in my room is shócking including my bathroom wall so because of that I will continue paying 250k.
My landlady got angry that day. There’s nothing she didn’t say but I don’t like long talks once I’ve said that one important thing any other thing you are saying I will never pay attention to it.
Later that day she came to my room to find out if the room was shócking or not but the guy woman seized her breath and nothing shócked her and that act alone still shócked me.
She served me quit notice to leave her house and let another person move in since I’m proven stûbbórn.
I know my landlady too well. If I agree to move out she will not refund me the money for the remaining months and she will still call the police for me because she loves arresting her tenants the way Atiku loves running an election every four years.
I begged her to let me stay till December when my rent will expire.
She agreed but she was carrying face for me.
I kept looking for what I would do to make her take me off her mind before I would sleep in my room one night and wake up in a police cell the next morning.
One day I was in my room and I heard her talking to my neighbor that she would be hosting her organization people in our compound and that she should borrow her freezer for a day to freeze drinks.
The neighbor said her freezer isn’t big.
Immediately I heard it I rushed out of my room and I told my landlady to use mine that mine is big.
She was so happy…
I told her I wouldn’t be around that day but I would leave my key with her but she should please be the only one that would enter my room because of how I arranged the room.
She swore she would be the only one who would enter my room that day to pack the drinks.
She gave me the drinks and I froze it for her.
The day her organization people will come… I took my bath and gave my landlady my room key then secretly entered one of my neighbor’s rooms and lay down.
During the time for merriment, my landlady entered my room to pack her drinks.
She opened the freezer well then packed about four malts and turned to put them inside the container she came with to carry them.
Her bombom mistakenly touched the body of my freezer the freezer didn’t show mercy oh it shócked my landlady turn-turn.
My landlady like that fell down and mistakenly leaned on my kitchen cabinet oooh that place is a no-go area. It was my kitchen cabinet that shócked trouble and wahala out of her body.
My landlady screamed! everybody in the compound including me who was hanging around like a wall géckó rushed to my room.
Come and see my landlady na!!! she was looking like one overused 1995 rag.
They wanted to take her to the hospital I told them No, that she would be fine they should lie her on my bed and give her enough chilled malt.
My landlady was the one who finished all the occasion malt just for her to get strength no other person tasted the malt.
The last time my kitchen cabinet shócked me. I finished my 7 malts and 4 thin milk I had in my room that day and when I got myself It pained me.
Her organization people all later left it was me and other tenants in my room waiting for her to wake.
My landlady woke at midnight the first thing she asked was: is today judgment day?
I asked her if she meant her punishment day. She slept off again.
Last Sunday she invited all of us to her church and she testified how the good Lord saved her life.
Her pastor advised her to call an electrician and fix the earthing problem and she did it.
Here I am this morning giving my own testimony that my landlady has finally fixed the earthing problem in my room. Nothing is shócking again in my room.
Glory be to God!!!!!
Viral Gist
Ever Since I got a scholarship & traveled abroad, I haven’t visited my family back home for almost 10 years. Since I’m on leave, I decided to use the opportunity to take a vacation to the village to see my mom & little cousins whom I haven’t seen in a very long time, and also do the traditional rites for my new wife.
“I JUST RECEIVED THE GREATEST SHOCK OF MY LIFE !!
Ever Since I got a scholarship & traveled abroad, I haven’t visited my family back home for almost 10 years. Since I’m on leave, I decided to use the opportunity to take a vacation to the village to see my mom & little cousins whom I haven’t seen in a very long time, and also do the traditional rites for my new wife.
Before i left, i decided to visit some uncles & old friends & gifts them. I was running late but, Mama insisted on praying for me before i leave. Before i left, I made sure my mother’s health was good & everyone was happy. i was very fulfilled & satisfied with the vacation. But on my way back to Town, something Terrible happened. – the back tires of our vehicle suddenly came off! We almost had a terrible accident, But by God’s grace, the driver managed to control the vehicle so it doesn’t run to the other side of the bush were there exist a very deep valley. We all survived even though, a few people got injured. No one died.
I want to thank God for this miracle. I’m the only child of my Mother. I keep imagining what if something bad had happened to me!? Who will take care of my poor old mom especially now that she needs me the most!? After taking care of me all this years & just the time for her to start enjoying the fruits of her labor but instead she would have gotten news that I’m no more
I just received the greatest shock of my life! I couldn’t hold back this testimony, please, help me thank this awesome God. He is so merciful.”
Viral Gist
This man was caught attempting to take his girlfriend’s exams in the university. He loved his girlfriend so much and didn’t want her to fail in a course he is very good at
This man was caught attempting to take his girlfriend’s exams in the university. He loved his girlfriend so much & didn’t want her to fail in a course he is very good at.
So, in an attempt to help his girlfriend pass the course, he prepared for that day, plaited his hair, dressed & disguised himself like a female & sat for the exams. But unfortunately for him, one of the lecturers noticed that his chest was too flat for a woman & approached him, touched his chest & felt that it was too bony.
The police was alerted & he got caught. But the most unfortunate thing is that while he was in jail serving a jail term for the crime, the lady never visited him not even for once. But instead, she got married to the love of her life just 6 months later after the incident.
Love is such a beautiful thing, This man is a hero, he has proven his love. How many men can take such risk for their woman?
In recent weeks, Prophet Jeremiah Omotosho, a notable figure in the Nigerian religious community, has become the center of a heated controversy. This drama unfolds as “Very Dark Man” challenges the authenticity of Prophet Omotosho’s spiritual products, leading to a legal dispute that has caught the attention of many.
Prophet Omotosho is renowned for offering spiritual guidance and selling items claimed to possess miraculous properties, including soap, water, and LED bulbs. These products are marketed as having the power to heal and bring wealth, with prices sometimes exceeding $1500.
The controversy began when “Very Dark Man” questioned the legitimacy of these claims. He demanded proof of the NAFDAC (National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control) number associated with the soap and called for transparency about the spiritual materials used. In response, Prophet Omotosho has filed a lawsuit against “Very Dark Man,” alleging defamation and demanding an investigation.
The case has ignited a broader debate about the ethics of monetizing spiritual services. Here are some key concerns of the public:
- Exploitation of Faith: Critics argue that selling spiritual items at such high prices exploits individuals’ faith and desperation. The hefty price tags on these items raise ethical questions about the intentions behind their sale.
- Lack of Transparency: The absence of clear information regarding the ingredients and spiritual efficacy of these products has fueled skepticism. People are demanding more transparency about what exactly is being sold and whether these products genuinely deliver on their promises.
- Reputation of the Church: The scandal surrounding Prophet Omotosho has broader implications for the Christian community. When high-profile religious leaders become embroiled in controversies, it can erode public trust in the church and its leaders.
The ongoing lawsuit highlights the contentious nature of this issue. The outcome of this legal battle could set a precedent for how similar cases are handled in the future and might influence the practices of other religious leaders.
The situation with Prophet Jeremiah Omotosho serves as a crucial reminder of the complex dynamics at play when faith and commerce intersect. As legal proceedings continue, it is essential for both religious leaders and followers to consider the ethical implications of selling spiritual services and to advocate for greater transparency and integrity within the faith community, else the Christian community would be jeopardized by fake prophets and extortion of the general public.
source: https://www.churchpost.name.ng/2024/08/the-controversy-surrounding-prophet.html
