“This happened 4 Years Ago
I actually got pregnant, but the guy refused to take responsibilities. Instead, he asked me to get rid of it, saying he was still too young and wasn’t ready to be a father. He claimed the baby would distract him from his dreams, as he planned to become wealthy before thinking of starting a family.

Deep in my heart, I knew I wasn’t ready for an abortion either. So, I refused. This made him stop picking my calls and even block me on all social platforms. I couldn’t find him anywhere. Until I met his close friend, who disclosed to me that he had traveled out of the country to Dubai. I was 5 months gone, and the pregnancy was already visible. Everyone in school had noticed, and it was the topic of my class.

Friends and classmates started mocking my condition. As a very shy person, I couldn’t handle it anymore, so I dropped out of school. A few months after I gave birth, my stepmom advised me to go back to school while she helped look after my baby. Well, to cut the long story short, I went back to school and still graduated and got my degree. A few months after graduation,

I was called up by a big company, informing me that my job application had been accepted, and I could start work on Monday. Now I have 3 precious achievements to thank God for:
1. I’m a graduate
2. I have a lovely, cute son
3. I have a well-paid permanent job

This brings me to my point: abortion is never an option. Children are special gifts from God. I believe my blessings came through my son. Sometimes, that baby you’re carrying in your womb could be your ticket to God’s abundant blessings in your life.

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1. IT MAKES GOOD USE OF THE MAN’S ERECTION
Most men wake up with an erection, it is good for this hardness not to go to waste

2. IT BOOSTS THE WIFE’S SELF-ESTEEM
When a woman wakes up naked to her husband admiring her, desiring her and wanting her; she ends up feeling sexy, beautiful and confident even before she dresses up

3. IT STARTS THE DAY RIGHT WITH INTIMACY
The best way to say good morning is with intimacy. Sweet love making, kisses, heartfelt words and prayer

4. IT BRINGS OUT A GLOW
When both the man and the woman feel loved up,  they exude an inner positive vibe that others around them pick

5. IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT THE WHOLE DAY
Through out the day, both of them will find each other smiling, reminiscing about the morning. Maybe they will even text or call each other just to connect

6. IT MAKES STAYING FAITHFUL EASIER
When your body is sexually satisfied in the morning, it is difficult to fall into temptation in the middle of the day. Unfaithfulness breeds where there is a vacuum

7. IT WAKES YOU UP PROPERLY
If you are sleepy or struggling to wake up,  some good pumping, grinding, moaning, riding and touching will definitely wake you up

8. IT BLESSES THE CHILDREN
Because there is warmth in the bedroom in love making, that warmth will spread to the entire house with the children witnessing the love between mom and dad

9. IT CELEBRATES LOVE IN A NEW DAY
No matter how good or bad yesterday was,  an episode of sweet love making sets the right tone today

10. IT MAKES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO COMING HOME
Since the day started in a memorable way,  both husband and wife will miss each other and will long to see each other later in the day.

11. It reduces stress, headache, cramps, slimming tablet as well and brings out the better you in the relationship
Class dismissed…….

Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody’s wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend’s wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You’re dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone x

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members.  (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people’s wives yet you don’t want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 10, 000k Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth 30, 000k each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You’re a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can’t give your wife 2000k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 5000k in bars and restaurant.  
Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)