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My next-door neighbor went and bought a càt Every night I hardly sleep. The càt will just be crying like a néwbórn baby
My next-door neighbor went and bought a càt.
Every night I hardly sleep. The càt will just be crying like a néwbórn baby.
And this my neighbor is a troublesóme person. For the sake of peace at times At night, I will go to my friend’s house and spend the night there.
Later, the whole of the people in the compound started lamenting that the càt was disturbing them and she should do away with the càt. Not as if there is ràt in the compound that made her buy the càt.
Everybody in the compound has begged This woman to take the càt away but she refused. So, we decided to report her to our landlord.
I wasn’t around when our landlord came and what he said about the càt.
After three weeks I came back from my journey. I was surprised to see that our compound has turned into anîmàl kingdom. Oginikwa!!
I didn’t understand what was going on. I went to one of my neighbors and asked her why is the whole compound filled with different ànimàls.
She said they invited our landlord for a meeting and told him to beg our neighbor who bought a càt to take the càt away. The landlord said he wouldn’t tell her that the compound is big enough for anyone to buy any pets he/she chooses to buy. So, if it pains anyone the person should go and buy his/her own.
Mama Aish bought sheep. Mama Fatima bought turkey. Mama Emma bought a local dóg. Mama Nonso bought a pig. Mama Ibrahim bought Ram. Sunday bought fowl. Anastasia bought a goat.
Our compound is now like where the Armageddon wàr wants to take place. Nobody now sleeps in the night. Either chickens or Turkeys are sleeping in the night, dóg will go and pursue them around the compound, or the góàt will swallow pówer bank or television and cry all through the night.
I parked my clothes and went to my friend’s house and started sleeping there. One night my friend woke me up and told me what entered my hearing. She said I can’t continue running away from where I pay for. If they are buying I should also buy mine too. I remembered my two friends Abdulaziz who has two cows and Oche who has a horse once my friend told me that.
To cut the whole story short. I now own two cows and a horse in our compound. Oh my goodness! You need to see the noise my three pets are making every night. Even mé that own them, can’t stand their smell and noise. Every evening I would leave them with our compound people and go to my friend’s place to sleep.
They tóuchéd the tiger’s tàil and they must collect
Everybody in the compound is now begging me to carry my pets away. Saying they are willing to give their own out. Even the neighbor that started the whole thing is also begging me. She said she had given her càt out that she doesn’t sleep again in the night ever since I brought my pets to the compound.
So, I told them I would think about it then on Monday I would get back to them.
This morning I called them and told them I’ve thought about It. They are so happy that I have good news for them but I burst their bubbles. I informed them that I would be bringing an Elephant this evening to add to my three pets. They were all in tears. I just kuku walked away from them in buga style.
Any child that said he’s father will not sleep will also stay awake till daybreak.
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I’ve made up my mind to expoe this old cargo today, Her full name is Kenza Emeline Jein. She’s a married businesswoman who deals in ladies’ fashion
She’s so un-gråté-ful. I’ve had an affair for about 4 years gone with this w0-man. She claimed her husband wasn’t satisfying her in bed, I was always at her service whenever she needed me. In turn, she rented an apartment for me, opened up a shoe business for me, also gave me pocket allowances per month.
Our relationship had been moving well until she got pregnant with the second child & gave birth to a baby girl about 6 months ago. Afterwards, she automatically changed & suddenly stopped seeing me & picking my calls, even went to the extent of blocking me. I only get to reach her when I use a different line. Immediately she realizes it’s me, she’ll cut the call after telling me she’s no longer interested in the relationship, then block the new line too.
I was shocked by this new development. I’ve lost the girl I loved so much & who loved me so much too, all because of this woman. Now she thinks she can just use & dump me like that after giving her two beautiful kids, like I’m some kind of rag. See, I’m not a kid, Mrs. Jein. If you think you can play me like a child, then you should think twice.
Even my business is going down, my house rent has expired, my landlord isn’t giving me any breathing space. I’ve asked this woman for just 2.5million as compensation so i can move on & fix my l!fe that she destroyed but she has given a deaf ear.
Mrs Jein, I’ve given you 2 beautiful girls & I cannot be here suffering while I’ve been wasting my time & energy servicing & giving an old cargo fresh blood with absolutely nothing of benefit nor gain. You very well know our affair cost me my sweet relationship. All bcoz of you i lost the woman that truly loves me. However, I do not need the kids either; you can keep them. I’m 24yrs old still young with fresh blood; I can always make other babies.
I only insist that you compensate me with 2.5 million for my time & energy wasted on you. If not. You leave me with no choice than get back at you by uploading your n””-ü,”ds on social media & also come for my babies & you’ll lose everything, which I’m very sure you wouldn’t want that. This is a promise Mrs Jein. You can’t use me & dump me like a rag; I’m not a kid madam! I’m giving just a week to see that money in my account so i can fix my life i do not want any trouble”
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In 2003, Chief Chuba Okadigbo was allegedly gassed with poisonous tear gas in Kano State, Nigeria
Okadigbo also known as the Oyi of Oyi was Vice presidential aspirant of the All Nigeria People’s Party (ANPP) with Mohammad Buhari, as leader of the ticket.
Unlike other Igbo politicians who aligned themselves with their Igbo kinsmen, Okadigbo aligned himself with the North and had more respect for the Northern region and its people.
Okadigbo attended the rally which was held in Kano State Nigeria.
Apart from the Governor of Kano State, no other ANPP Governor was in attendance which was unusual.
Aware of Okadigbo’s respiratory health challenge (asthma), the then federal government under the reign of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo did not want the rally to proceed.
Security personnel mounted the gate to prevent entry, but this did not sit well with the Kano State Governor; Malam Ibrahim Shekarau, so he ordered the youths to bring down the gate allowing opposition figures to enter.
Police in order to instill calmness released tear gas which they allegedly poured on ANPP leaders in the rally.
According to Hajiya Naja’tu Mohammad report to Voice Of America (VOA), Okadigbo’s body was allegedly soaked with the offensive smelling liquid.
He lost control of his breathe after inhaling the substance and the other party men administered first aid on him in a bid to revive him.
He eventually gave up the ghost in his Asokoro home, Abuja a day or two after the tear gas event.
Many still believed that there is more to his dæth.
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I slept with my younger sisters husband on their wedding eve and Ever since then I swore that I would take her husband away from her no matter the cost.
The whole thing began when I and Chris (my sisters husband) started chatting on Facebook, by then Chris and my sister haven’t met. I fell deeply for Chris and I always imagined him as the father of my kids, but through our chat Chris never confessed any love to me.
One day while I was bathing I received a text from Chris asking us to meet. I was curious to meet him for the first time in person, but as girls I had to force him to let me tag my sister along . Chris obliged but after so many persistence he gave in .
When I and my sister got to the location of the dinner date, Chris and my sister got along to the extent I began to feel left out throughout the dinner night. When we were done Chris exchanged contacts with my sister.
After that day I and Chris kept chatting but something changed. Chris would some times leave my message read but still won’t reply.
After few weeks of Chris change of behaviour I felt like he was no longer interested in me so I completely blocked him. Two days after I blocked him .
One day while I was laying on the parlour couch pressing my phone, my sister rushed to me screaming.
“He asked me to be his girlfriend, rachel he asked me to be his girlfriend ” she said repeatedly.
“WHO! who asked you to be his girlfriend?” I asked sitting up well.
“Chris, the guy I followed you to a dinner date with few weeks ago” she said rejoicing.
At that point I felt this grudge in my heart for my sister but I decided to let go concluding that Chris was never mine that’s why.
Soon my sister started going on dates and shopping with Chris. It even got to a point that Chris bought her a car to ease her to work.
On one special evening while I was in the parlour with a friend, I noticed my sister walking downstairs and spraying fragrance in the entire house.
I was curious so I asked her the reason she was spraying the house and of course it was because Chris was coming to visit.
After few hours Chris walked in and they hugged and k!ssed right in front of us. My friend was already offended but she waited for them to leave.
“Is that not the guy that you told me you both had a thing before ?”
“Yes he is the one I told you about, but nothing to worry; if it’s meant to be, it will be” I said and scoffed .
“But if you don’t work for it to be how will it be” my friend said to me and walked out.
I was sitting all alone in the parlour when my sister walked in with bright smiles on her face. As soon as she saw me she stretched her hand out and revealed the engagement ring. That was when I know that I had to take back what rightfully belongs to me by all means.
TO BE CONTINUED ON
SLEEPING WITH MY SISTER’S HUSBAND EPISODE 1
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