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He started teasing. Aah aunty, if I was a woman I’ll surely have your skin, see how glowing and your natural beauty and I fell in love
A few years ago, I met someone who was special to my heart then. It was in a public transport, such a cute humble and handsome man, make I still add that one, there’s a way you approach a lady, she wouldn’t even know when she give in.
So I entered, before he did, it was from gwarimpa to beggar. He was admiring my hair and playing with it, admiring my hands and nails too.
He started teasing. Aah aunty, if I was a woman I’ll surely have your skin, see how glowing and your natural beauty. Me wey no even fine still dey find makeup join.
Fresh like today’s bread, like new baby they just pushed out. Ajeh, na dem dey fine likdis.
Abeg did God created you on a Sunday morning because you look like a morning glory.
I couldn’t hold the laugh, I giggled, I turned and looked at him, he was so cute, his eyes sparkles.
Please don’t look at me with such a beautiful face, no makeup, just hair, lashes and your white lipgloss and you’re glowing. People wey no find like me dey ki.ll themselves with makeup.
Aunty, if I don’t love your outfit make I bend, and your beautiful spotty bag. Dem swear for you to come and suffocate us with sweet fragrance of your cologne?.
I bursted out and even the guy that was sitting beside me bursted, when the other guy dropped. He asked the driver not to pick anybody, he will pay anything to have time admiring an angel.
Me that knows how to be shy and love to laugh couldn’t hold myself.
He said and even the driver smile. Anyways, I heard one English apparently so let me learn. Apparently, I was going somewhere for a meeting. Though I still have the right to call it off and reschedule apparently.
And apparently I have to cancel because apparently, I’ve seen something, if only she will give me her bag.
Because apparently her sweet scent is something else. So apparently apparently apparently, tell me you won’t laugh aje.
I said in my mind, which kind craze fine man be dis God abeg. I bursted into laughter and even the driver laughed.
Ajeh shey I think say you no go laugh before, bovi and Gordon’s you do laugh when you see them on stage. Dem find reach me?.
Please Aunty, can you move closer to me, can I touch your find hair? And your beautiful decorated nails?.
So I go get history to go give baba God, he must know I win souls. I laughed and laughed.
He wasn’t going to area 1 oo, he had to follow me. Aunty ma’am, please can I join you today? I’m a very jobless person, I don’t have what to do.
My only job in life and why my mama born me, na to follow fine natural white beautiful women like you around, ajeh like you wey dey cause trouble.
I alighted,I wanted to pay he held my hand. Apparently, if you’ll allow this poor man to pay, because apparently driver can I pay for two?.
Apparently I was basically apparently roaming around until I just decided to be paying for anyone apparently apparently.
Laugh finished me, congealed my intestines. I laughed so hard, that was when I said something, all this while I was just laughing.
I asked. Who are you, like how dare you being so funny and handsome at the same time.
He said, for this Jesus I said I must win soul for God. So this, please you must bye me lunch, because apparently I can’t win soul with no return.
Apparently were man dey work he dey shop, na why dem apparently call am workshop. Apparently can I call my oga driver to come pick us?.
Like I laughed like never before. He said, ajeh, shey you enter car, dey form posh, dey form iron woman.
Even if you form iron and tough woman, your face still look milky and beautifully smiling apparently apparently, ajeh hiss
Someone hold me, I nearly fell down with laugh, I had to hold myself because we were on the road.
I actually wanted to go see my sister, I had to cancel, it was Saturday.
Are they done with the car? Are you still at the mechanic?. He still turn and look me while on the phone.
Mtcheew so this small thing you still dey laugh, ajeh iron woman wey face dey like freshyo baby. You will double my plate for winning soul today.
Aah I’ve never seen anyone like this, who is this my God. I laugh eeh.
After a few minutes, I saw a range Rover packed in front of us as he directed his driver where we stood.
The driver bending down to greet him. Sir the other car is at the car wash, they have finished this one since morning I was waiting for you.
He said, sir you no get sense, small act you no fit, who tell you say I be sir, mechanic like me?.
Please sir can I borrow your car? Please I have won a wonderful baby face beautiful soul for God. So we are going to thank the lord.
The driver still said. Sir, you are always very funny and playful, okay you wanna drive yourself?.
He said. Yea boss, if you wouldn’t think I’ll damage your expensive car.
The driver handed over the key to him, he gave the guy some money for transport. Her excellency, turning to me. please can I drive you, if you laugh apparently I’ll cast out the spirit of ajeh from you.
He opened the door for me,laugh wan finish me.
We got to cross over restaurant in Cairo street wuse 2, my best place to eat.
This guy use laugh and comedy finished me, in all this he didn’t ask for my number. He didn’t ask where I live and my whole life history oo and what I do for a living.
He didn’t even tell me about his life and who he really was, hr wasn’t being overly braggadocios.
We finished from there and went to dreams to have some drinks. He wasn’t saying anything serious, was just making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
When we wanted to leave, he stopped me somewhere to book a ride for me back home. He said….
Please ma’am, if your boy is still loyal, will it please you to give a mechanic like me your number? So we can always pray together every night?.
Like I didn’t even hesitated and without saying a word, I gave him my two numbers of my both phones.
I think say you no go give me before, if I for nod you upper cut eeh, apparently ajeh. You go dey comot come for house,carry fine face like ajeh wey dem fight.
When I got home, that night I was just reminiscing about my day with that guy, laughing laughing all through.
He called, still making me laugh, without even saying something serious.
Ma’am I’m jobless will you give me the honor for this mechanic jobless man to take you somewhere very nice you’ve never been before.
Apparently my mother uncle boss took me there, who dash me boss as jobless as I am. Ajeh if you laugh eeh.
I tell una say, women like una, una never see who bend una. No hard thing for me, see your small nose and mouth.
I was just opening my mouth in gape laughing without being able to say a thing on my bed.
Oya I’ve sent you 10 naira, being (10k) airtime to subscribe as big senior ajeh that you are.. so you will chat me if it pleases your honor.
I said. But I’m going to church, it’s an impartation service and will have something to do against Monday work.
Shey na only you go church abi, we go go together. You don know norin, see lemme tell you some m, init?.
I laughed till I got a headache. I fell in love with him without knowing it, he was already in love with me, before I started catching the feelings. If I don’t talk to him in a day, I can’t stand it, and same with him.
He was a very big guy, but he was so humble and playful like a child.
Why I bring this story is. Some men doesn’t even know how to approach a woman, not to talk of knowing how to win them. I’m very simple and I love to laugh and play a lot.
Some are so proud, and will use questions to finish women, some will be so shameless to view their boobs size and bring it to their face.
I liked him from that very first day, because he made me laugh so much even without knowing me and sacrifice his time and day. He found out I was just heartbroken from past relationship before that day. And he helped me heal quickly.
Some of you start by asking immediately if you can see a woman and coming to your house, and asking disrespectful questions in a very disrespectful manner.
I have a lot of sweet interesting stories like that. What I’m tryna say is, the way you make your way, so you lie on it. The manner of approach matters a lot, especially with women
Sometimes love isn’t hard to find,but how you approach that love to find you and stay with you matters a lot. A lot of men are turn off, seriously to most women who can’t stand some nonsense. Learn to fun and diplomatic ij your approach.
I am Mirach Amba
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I’ve made up my mind to expoe this old cargo today, Her full name is Kenza Emeline Jein. She’s a married businesswoman who deals in ladies’ fashion
She’s so un-gråté-ful. I’ve had an affair for about 4 years gone with this w0-man. She claimed her husband wasn’t satisfying her in bed, I was always at her service whenever she needed me. In turn, she rented an apartment for me, opened up a shoe business for me, also gave me pocket allowances per month.
Our relationship had been moving well until she got pregnant with the second child & gave birth to a baby girl about 6 months ago. Afterwards, she automatically changed & suddenly stopped seeing me & picking my calls, even went to the extent of blocking me. I only get to reach her when I use a different line. Immediately she realizes it’s me, she’ll cut the call after telling me she’s no longer interested in the relationship, then block the new line too.
I was shocked by this new development. I’ve lost the girl I loved so much & who loved me so much too, all because of this woman. Now she thinks she can just use & dump me like that after giving her two beautiful kids, like I’m some kind of rag. See, I’m not a kid, Mrs. Jein. If you think you can play me like a child, then you should think twice.
Even my business is going down, my house rent has expired, my landlord isn’t giving me any breathing space. I’ve asked this woman for just 2.5million as compensation so i can move on & fix my l!fe that she destroyed but she has given a deaf ear.
Mrs Jein, I’ve given you 2 beautiful girls & I cannot be here suffering while I’ve been wasting my time & energy servicing & giving an old cargo fresh blood with absolutely nothing of benefit nor gain. You very well know our affair cost me my sweet relationship. All bcoz of you i lost the woman that truly loves me. However, I do not need the kids either; you can keep them. I’m 24yrs old still young with fresh blood; I can always make other babies.
I only insist that you compensate me with 2.5 million for my time & energy wasted on you. If not. You leave me with no choice than get back at you by uploading your n””-ü,”ds on social media & also come for my babies & you’ll lose everything, which I’m very sure you wouldn’t want that. This is a promise Mrs Jein. You can’t use me & dump me like a rag; I’m not a kid madam! I’m giving just a week to see that money in my account so i can fix my life i do not want any trouble”
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In 2003, Chief Chuba Okadigbo was allegedly gassed with poisonous tear gas in Kano State, Nigeria
Okadigbo also known as the Oyi of Oyi was Vice presidential aspirant of the All Nigeria People’s Party (ANPP) with Mohammad Buhari, as leader of the ticket.
Unlike other Igbo politicians who aligned themselves with their Igbo kinsmen, Okadigbo aligned himself with the North and had more respect for the Northern region and its people.
Okadigbo attended the rally which was held in Kano State Nigeria.
Apart from the Governor of Kano State, no other ANPP Governor was in attendance which was unusual.
Aware of Okadigbo’s respiratory health challenge (asthma), the then federal government under the reign of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo did not want the rally to proceed.
Security personnel mounted the gate to prevent entry, but this did not sit well with the Kano State Governor; Malam Ibrahim Shekarau, so he ordered the youths to bring down the gate allowing opposition figures to enter.
Police in order to instill calmness released tear gas which they allegedly poured on ANPP leaders in the rally.
According to Hajiya Naja’tu Mohammad report to Voice Of America (VOA), Okadigbo’s body was allegedly soaked with the offensive smelling liquid.
He lost control of his breathe after inhaling the substance and the other party men administered first aid on him in a bid to revive him.
He eventually gave up the ghost in his Asokoro home, Abuja a day or two after the tear gas event.
Many still believed that there is more to his dæth.
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I slept with my younger sisters husband on their wedding eve and Ever since then I swore that I would take her husband away from her no matter the cost.
The whole thing began when I and Chris (my sisters husband) started chatting on Facebook, by then Chris and my sister haven’t met. I fell deeply for Chris and I always imagined him as the father of my kids, but through our chat Chris never confessed any love to me.
One day while I was bathing I received a text from Chris asking us to meet. I was curious to meet him for the first time in person, but as girls I had to force him to let me tag my sister along . Chris obliged but after so many persistence he gave in .
When I and my sister got to the location of the dinner date, Chris and my sister got along to the extent I began to feel left out throughout the dinner night. When we were done Chris exchanged contacts with my sister.
After that day I and Chris kept chatting but something changed. Chris would some times leave my message read but still won’t reply.
After few weeks of Chris change of behaviour I felt like he was no longer interested in me so I completely blocked him. Two days after I blocked him .
One day while I was laying on the parlour couch pressing my phone, my sister rushed to me screaming.
“He asked me to be his girlfriend, rachel he asked me to be his girlfriend ” she said repeatedly.
“WHO! who asked you to be his girlfriend?” I asked sitting up well.
“Chris, the guy I followed you to a dinner date with few weeks ago” she said rejoicing.
At that point I felt this grudge in my heart for my sister but I decided to let go concluding that Chris was never mine that’s why.
Soon my sister started going on dates and shopping with Chris. It even got to a point that Chris bought her a car to ease her to work.
On one special evening while I was in the parlour with a friend, I noticed my sister walking downstairs and spraying fragrance in the entire house.
I was curious so I asked her the reason she was spraying the house and of course it was because Chris was coming to visit.
After few hours Chris walked in and they hugged and k!ssed right in front of us. My friend was already offended but she waited for them to leave.
“Is that not the guy that you told me you both had a thing before ?”
“Yes he is the one I told you about, but nothing to worry; if it’s meant to be, it will be” I said and scoffed .
“But if you don’t work for it to be how will it be” my friend said to me and walked out.
I was sitting all alone in the parlour when my sister walked in with bright smiles on her face. As soon as she saw me she stretched her hand out and revealed the engagement ring. That was when I know that I had to take back what rightfully belongs to me by all means.
TO BE CONTINUED ON
SLEEPING WITH MY SISTER’S HUSBAND EPISODE 1
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