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He started teasing. Aah aunty, if I was a woman I’ll surely have your skin, see how glowing and your natural beauty and I fell in love
A few years ago, I met someone who was special to my heart then. It was in a public transport, such a cute humble and handsome man, make I still add that one, there’s a way you approach a lady, she wouldn’t even know when she give in.
So I entered, before he did, it was from gwarimpa to beggar. He was admiring my hair and playing with it, admiring my hands and nails too.
He started teasing. Aah aunty, if I was a woman I’ll surely have your skin, see how glowing and your natural beauty. Me wey no even fine still dey find makeup join.
Fresh like today’s bread, like new baby they just pushed out. Ajeh, na dem dey fine likdis.
Abeg did God created you on a Sunday morning because you look like a morning glory.
I couldn’t hold the laugh, I giggled, I turned and looked at him, he was so cute, his eyes sparkles.
Please don’t look at me with such a beautiful face, no makeup, just hair, lashes and your white lipgloss and you’re glowing. People wey no find like me dey ki.ll themselves with makeup.
Aunty, if I don’t love your outfit make I bend, and your beautiful spotty bag. Dem swear for you to come and suffocate us with sweet fragrance of your cologne?.
I bursted out and even the guy that was sitting beside me bursted, when the other guy dropped. He asked the driver not to pick anybody, he will pay anything to have time admiring an angel.
Me that knows how to be shy and love to laugh couldn’t hold myself.
He said and even the driver smile. Anyways, I heard one English apparently so let me learn. Apparently, I was going somewhere for a meeting. Though I still have the right to call it off and reschedule apparently.
And apparently I have to cancel because apparently, I’ve seen something, if only she will give me her bag.
Because apparently her sweet scent is something else. So apparently apparently apparently, tell me you won’t laugh aje.
I said in my mind, which kind craze fine man be dis God abeg. I bursted into laughter and even the driver laughed.
Ajeh shey I think say you no go laugh before, bovi and Gordon’s you do laugh when you see them on stage. Dem find reach me?.
Please Aunty, can you move closer to me, can I touch your find hair? And your beautiful decorated nails?.
So I go get history to go give baba God, he must know I win souls. I laughed and laughed.
He wasn’t going to area 1 oo, he had to follow me. Aunty ma’am, please can I join you today? I’m a very jobless person, I don’t have what to do.
My only job in life and why my mama born me, na to follow fine natural white beautiful women like you around, ajeh like you wey dey cause trouble.
I alighted,I wanted to pay he held my hand. Apparently, if you’ll allow this poor man to pay, because apparently driver can I pay for two?.
Apparently I was basically apparently roaming around until I just decided to be paying for anyone apparently apparently.
Laugh finished me, congealed my intestines. I laughed so hard, that was when I said something, all this while I was just laughing.
I asked. Who are you, like how dare you being so funny and handsome at the same time.
He said, for this Jesus I said I must win soul for God. So this, please you must bye me lunch, because apparently I can’t win soul with no return.
Apparently were man dey work he dey shop, na why dem apparently call am workshop. Apparently can I call my oga driver to come pick us?.
Like I laughed like never before. He said, ajeh, shey you enter car, dey form posh, dey form iron woman.
Even if you form iron and tough woman, your face still look milky and beautifully smiling apparently apparently, ajeh hiss
Someone hold me, I nearly fell down with laugh, I had to hold myself because we were on the road.
I actually wanted to go see my sister, I had to cancel, it was Saturday.
Are they done with the car? Are you still at the mechanic?. He still turn and look me while on the phone.
Mtcheew so this small thing you still dey laugh, ajeh iron woman wey face dey like freshyo baby. You will double my plate for winning soul today.
Aah I’ve never seen anyone like this, who is this my God. I laugh eeh.
After a few minutes, I saw a range Rover packed in front of us as he directed his driver where we stood.
The driver bending down to greet him. Sir the other car is at the car wash, they have finished this one since morning I was waiting for you.
He said, sir you no get sense, small act you no fit, who tell you say I be sir, mechanic like me?.
Please sir can I borrow your car? Please I have won a wonderful baby face beautiful soul for God. So we are going to thank the lord.
The driver still said. Sir, you are always very funny and playful, okay you wanna drive yourself?.
He said. Yea boss, if you wouldn’t think I’ll damage your expensive car.
The driver handed over the key to him, he gave the guy some money for transport. Her excellency, turning to me. please can I drive you, if you laugh apparently I’ll cast out the spirit of ajeh from you.
He opened the door for me,laugh wan finish me.
We got to cross over restaurant in Cairo street wuse 2, my best place to eat.
This guy use laugh and comedy finished me, in all this he didn’t ask for my number. He didn’t ask where I live and my whole life history oo and what I do for a living.
He didn’t even tell me about his life and who he really was, hr wasn’t being overly braggadocios.
We finished from there and went to dreams to have some drinks. He wasn’t saying anything serious, was just making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
When we wanted to leave, he stopped me somewhere to book a ride for me back home. He said….
Please ma’am, if your boy is still loyal, will it please you to give a mechanic like me your number? So we can always pray together every night?.
Like I didn’t even hesitated and without saying a word, I gave him my two numbers of my both phones.
I think say you no go give me before, if I for nod you upper cut eeh, apparently ajeh. You go dey comot come for house,carry fine face like ajeh wey dem fight.
When I got home, that night I was just reminiscing about my day with that guy, laughing laughing all through.
He called, still making me laugh, without even saying something serious.
Ma’am I’m jobless will you give me the honor for this mechanic jobless man to take you somewhere very nice you’ve never been before.
Apparently my mother uncle boss took me there, who dash me boss as jobless as I am. Ajeh if you laugh eeh.
I tell una say, women like una, una never see who bend una. No hard thing for me, see your small nose and mouth.
I was just opening my mouth in gape laughing without being able to say a thing on my bed.
Oya I’ve sent you 10 naira, being (10k) airtime to subscribe as big senior ajeh that you are.. so you will chat me if it pleases your honor.
I said. But I’m going to church, it’s an impartation service and will have something to do against Monday work.
Shey na only you go church abi, we go go together. You don know norin, see lemme tell you some m, init?.
I laughed till I got a headache. I fell in love with him without knowing it, he was already in love with me, before I started catching the feelings. If I don’t talk to him in a day, I can’t stand it, and same with him.
He was a very big guy, but he was so humble and playful like a child.
Why I bring this story is. Some men doesn’t even know how to approach a woman, not to talk of knowing how to win them. I’m very simple and I love to laugh and play a lot.
Some are so proud, and will use questions to finish women, some will be so shameless to view their boobs size and bring it to their face.
I liked him from that very first day, because he made me laugh so much even without knowing me and sacrifice his time and day. He found out I was just heartbroken from past relationship before that day. And he helped me heal quickly.
Some of you start by asking immediately if you can see a woman and coming to your house, and asking disrespectful questions in a very disrespectful manner.
I have a lot of sweet interesting stories like that. What I’m tryna say is, the way you make your way, so you lie on it. The manner of approach matters a lot, especially with women
Sometimes love isn’t hard to find,but how you approach that love to find you and stay with you matters a lot. A lot of men are turn off, seriously to most women who can’t stand some nonsense. Learn to fun and diplomatic ij your approach.
I am Mirach Amba
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His first coming was like a lamb…
He was slaughtered.
So his 2nd coming is as a Lion – he will slaughter them -Charles Awuzie Analysis on Donald Trump
While I may have fundamental differences with Donald Trump as a person, but I am open minded to learn from his intentionality.
The problem I have with humans is bias – if they love Kamala then everything about Trump must be evil. And if they love Trump, anyone who disagrees with him is antichrist. The same applies to those who love Tinubu but think Obi is a scam and those who love Obi but sees nothing good in Tinubu – just low vibration, low frequency human consciousness – symptom of an ‘Unstretched’ Mind.
There are very few humans who are conscious of their own bias and are genuinely making efforts to KEEP AN OPEN MIND. These ones have STRETCHED their minds.
I have learnt so much from President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his political moves.
I have learnt also from President Donald Trump.
I have learnt from the Holy Koran just as I have learned from the Holy Bible.
And That’s how I maintain a constant flow of inspiration – by keeping an open mind.
Trump’s intentional use of Crypto, Religion and Nationalism is worth studying.
Crypto is the modern financial culture – it’s a cult.
Religion is an ancient universal culture – it’s a cult.
Nationalism excludes people who are not from your nation while placing your nation first – it’s a cult.
This cult strategy wins every time if well executed.
If you want to win an election in your country, align with the ideals of the majority. If they want to deport all immigrants, champion it even if your wife and biggest donors are both immigrants.
Politics is a mind game. If you don’t understand this, you are still a baby. The difference between a smiling Trump and a frowning Trump is Mind Game. Your mind will effortlessly liken him to the lamb and Lion branding of Jesus.
Good morning!
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Ladies beware of this man. He tricked me that he’ll divorce his wife & marry me not knowing they’re all fat lies!
I met this guy in 2022. I thought he was genuine & i fell for his looks not knowing that he is Lucifer’s twin brother who dresses in suit & tie. We dated for 3yrs but, he never took me to his house. He claims to be married with 2 kids but unhappy & also convinced me that he was no longer interested in his wife, promising to divorce her to be with me
He claims his parents pressurized him to marry the girl & after 4 yrs he’s fed up with the marriage & wants a divorce because he’s not happy in the marriage. I took him for his word after he successfully convincing me I’m the one that he truly loves & wanted to be with, promising to marry me as soon as the divorce proceedings with his wife was over, i believed him. During this time, I became pregnant with his child, & we now have a one-year-old daughter.
However, I’ve since discovered that he never initiated any divorce proceedings. Instead, he’s been using me emotionally & financially. instead of him giving me money like a man will normally do for the woman he claims to love, he has been collecting money from me. His latest excuse is that he doesn’t want to marry a woman with children from previous relationships. Gerald, so after 2 yrs you just realized that I’m a baby mama of 2 kids from different relationships!!? After using me all this time. I swrr Gerald, my God will surely Ponizh you!!
Ladies, plz beware of this guy, i want to xp0z h!m so others wouldn’t fall for his lies. pls, don’t fall for this guy. he’s even cute for nothing, he’s not even good in bed, a 2 minute man who wines his waste like an old grandmother who is sick of waist pain & on top of that, a fat l!år & a big ch!tt! plz help me xp0z this guy, he’s full names are Chanfe Gerald ike, he works as a traveling consultant”
UNIVERSITY of Zambia student’s quest to become a doctor has been temporarily halted after he was together with his ‘business’ partner for stealing phones from six students.
The student, Mike Musonda, 26, and his co-accused Equinox Tembo,24, unemployed, were jailed three years imprisonment with hard labour for stealing six phones valued at more than K14,000.
Musonda and Tembo appeared in court last week charged with six counts of theft, offences committed between August 1 and October 31, 2024.
Between the same dates, the duo stole a samsung galaxy M34 worth K4,500 from Grace Chanda, while in the second count, the accused stole an Iphone 6 worth K2,000 from Beatrice Mutale.
Accusations in the third count are that the accused stole a Huawei Pic Lite with K2,500 from Natasha Nyawa and that in the fourth count, the duo also stole an Itel S23 phone worth K2,500 from Catherine Chipasha.
In count five, the accused stole an Itel KB7 worth K2,600 from Dorcas Moyo and later stole a Techno pop 6 valued at K,1,800, the property of Mishel Siwale, in respect of the last count.
The both admitted the charges before Lusaka magistrate Amy Masoja-Chilangwa and told the court they had no claim to right to the phones.
Evidence is that during the material times, the first complaint, Ms Chanda, an UNZA student, was on her way to campus when she met Musonda, who introduced himself as an entrepreneur.
Musonda, who informed Ms Chanda that he was looking for people to ‘work’ with, later introduced her to Tembo, while at UNZA campus.
At the time, Ms Chanda had called her friend Beatrice Mutale informing her about a ‘job’ the two gentlemen were offering.
The accused later told Ms Chanda and Ms Mutale that they needed to capture their details so that they could give them identity cards for the ‘job’.
The accused then got a Samsung and an iPhone phone from the ladies on the pretext that they would get some details from the gadgets.
Musonda left with the phones leaving behind Tembo with the ladies before the latter also excused himself claiming that he wanted to use the toilet before he disappeared.
After realizing that they had been duped, the two ladies rushed to the university main entrance to alert security.
On the way, the duo met Tembo who then fled before the ladies ,security guards and other students pursued him while shouting thief.
After being apprehended, Tembo led security guards to the apprehension of Musonda before the duo was taken to Kalundu Police Post.
When news of the detention of the duo spread through campus, other affected students emerged and reported that their phones were equally stolen in a similar manner.
The affected victims went to Kalundu Police Station and gave their statements and positively identify the accused as the ones who stole their phones, which were not recovered.
In mitigation, Musonda, a medical student, asked for forgiveness because he had learnt a lesson while in remand
I’ve seen how much my friends are in pain because they now know that freedom is important. I’ve lost my sister and I am the first born. If I go for a long time, my family will be in pain” he said.
The convict said his conduct was motivated by joining bad company saying “It’s just that the friends I met made me start doing bad things’,” Musonda said.
The court heard that Musonda is a third year student but never wrote exams.
“So, instead of studying you were duping people” the magistrate said.
On his part, Tembo equally asked for leniency, pledging never to re-offend because “I am not supposed to do bad things. I want to go back to school. I want to rewrite biology”.
“You want to join him(Musonda) after rewriting biology,” the magistrate queried.
The magistrate observed that the convicts were not fully remorseful for stealing students phones, which carry vital information.
She sentenced them to three years imprisonment each.
