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I was shocked when Victor told me that he has been sleeping with beautiful girls corpses in our mōrtuary
I warned Victor to stop but he didn’t agree, I knew the reason why I warned him several times because sometimes, something unimaginable happens in that m ō r t u a r y.
still, I continued to warn him to stop but it didn’t heed my warn until the tragedy that Happened to him last night.
so I’ve been working on one hospital
m ō r t u a r y in lagos state since I haven’t been able to find a suitable work for myself.
I couldn’t believe that I will later work in
m ō r t u a r y just because of their high salaries and wages.
at first I was confused, how could they pay so much money in just ordinary m ō r t u a r y..
I started working there immediately, because i won’t dream of letting that kind of opportunity to pass me!
but something was weird which kept me thinking too much about accepting the job offer.
before you could start working in there, you must sign a contract which states that you won’t be allow to resign until you work in there for a year.
I was worried about it but didn’t subscribe much to the reason.
one day at night, i’ve finished with my work for that day and was about to leave when someone said to me..
“hey, Makuo. you forgot to bath me today”.. the voice came from my back.
as I turned, it was one of the dæd people at the m ō r t u a r y! I was shocked! I ran as fast as I could while she still calls my name.
I came very early in the morning and told our manager who was in charge of the
m ō r t u a r y ward that I’m resigning from the work.
“it’s like you’ve forgotten the contract you signed which states that you cannot resign from the work until one full year”.. he said.
that’s when I remembered the contract I signed, I was dumbfounded, didn’t know what to do.
I started being too wary as I works, and because of what happened that night, I started leaving from work before night breaks.
I’ve been working there for 5months now while praying to God to keep me safe to survive from having h ē a r t ā t t a c k
before it reach one year.
some weeks later, a guy started working at our workplace, his name was Victor.
Victor was lover and fan of girls, he can go to any extent to have what he needs.
some months later, Victor and I became close friends., sometimes, we comes to work together and leaves together seeing as his house was miles away from mine.
one day, as me and Victor were having conversation, he told me…
“guy, i’ve been having ‘inter- course’ with a girl inside our work”.. he said.
“wow, really! so you’re dāting Cynthia our workmate”.. I asked out of curiosity.
“no ooh, I mean that dead girl, the cute one that was admitted to our m ō r t u a r y last two days” he said while smiling.
I was shōcked!
“wait! you what!? ‘inter- course’ with a dæd girl!?”.. I shouted at him.
“you won’t understand, she is so cute, guy”.. he said.
“my advice to you as a friend is that it will be better if you stop it”.. I said as I concludes with the conversation.
after all my warnings, Victor still continued with what he was doing.
just a day before yesterday, Victor went to have ‘inter- course’ with her as usual, as he was trying to r ē m o v e his clothes, the girl said to him..
“wait! you always the first to r ē m o v e your cloths, today I will be the first to remove mine” she said to Victor while holding his hands.
Victor shouted and was about to ran out of the room when she appeared right in front of Victor.
“why are you running, sweetie? you’ve been satisfying me for a while now, so why are you running?”.. she asked Victor.
“please don’t do this to me, I’m begging you to let me leave, please I won’t do that again”.. Victor begged her as he was trembling with fears.
“why are you scared? why will I let you leave? aren’t you the one who have been having
inter- course with me for a while now? so why are you running? I must say! I’ve been enjoying it with you all this time”… she said as she was approaching Victor.
“No! no! nooooooooh! don’t come close to me! please!” Victor shouted as he was crying.
she was still approaching Victor.
as soon as she approached Victor, Victor shouted…
“B l ō o d of J e s u s!!”.. Victor shouted out loud.
as soon as Victor shouted, she stopped and slapped Victor, and Victor fai n t ed
as soon as she slapped him,,
To be continued,,,,
Viral Gist
His first coming was like a lamb…
He was slaughtered.
So his 2nd coming is as a Lion – he will slaughter them -Charles Awuzie Analysis on Donald Trump
While I may have fundamental differences with Donald Trump as a person, but I am open minded to learn from his intentionality.
The problem I have with humans is bias – if they love Kamala then everything about Trump must be evil. And if they love Trump, anyone who disagrees with him is antichrist. The same applies to those who love Tinubu but think Obi is a scam and those who love Obi but sees nothing good in Tinubu – just low vibration, low frequency human consciousness – symptom of an ‘Unstretched’ Mind.
There are very few humans who are conscious of their own bias and are genuinely making efforts to KEEP AN OPEN MIND. These ones have STRETCHED their minds.
I have learnt so much from President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his political moves.
I have learnt also from President Donald Trump.
I have learnt from the Holy Koran just as I have learned from the Holy Bible.
And That’s how I maintain a constant flow of inspiration – by keeping an open mind.
Trump’s intentional use of Crypto, Religion and Nationalism is worth studying.
Crypto is the modern financial culture – it’s a cult.
Religion is an ancient universal culture – it’s a cult.
Nationalism excludes people who are not from your nation while placing your nation first – it’s a cult.
This cult strategy wins every time if well executed.
If you want to win an election in your country, align with the ideals of the majority. If they want to deport all immigrants, champion it even if your wife and biggest donors are both immigrants.
Politics is a mind game. If you don’t understand this, you are still a baby. The difference between a smiling Trump and a frowning Trump is Mind Game. Your mind will effortlessly liken him to the lamb and Lion branding of Jesus.
Good morning!
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Ladies beware of this man. He tricked me that he’ll divorce his wife & marry me not knowing they’re all fat lies!
I met this guy in 2022. I thought he was genuine & i fell for his looks not knowing that he is Lucifer’s twin brother who dresses in suit & tie. We dated for 3yrs but, he never took me to his house. He claims to be married with 2 kids but unhappy & also convinced me that he was no longer interested in his wife, promising to divorce her to be with me
He claims his parents pressurized him to marry the girl & after 4 yrs he’s fed up with the marriage & wants a divorce because he’s not happy in the marriage. I took him for his word after he successfully convincing me I’m the one that he truly loves & wanted to be with, promising to marry me as soon as the divorce proceedings with his wife was over, i believed him. During this time, I became pregnant with his child, & we now have a one-year-old daughter.
However, I’ve since discovered that he never initiated any divorce proceedings. Instead, he’s been using me emotionally & financially. instead of him giving me money like a man will normally do for the woman he claims to love, he has been collecting money from me. His latest excuse is that he doesn’t want to marry a woman with children from previous relationships. Gerald, so after 2 yrs you just realized that I’m a baby mama of 2 kids from different relationships!!? After using me all this time. I swrr Gerald, my God will surely Ponizh you!!
Ladies, plz beware of this guy, i want to xp0z h!m so others wouldn’t fall for his lies. pls, don’t fall for this guy. he’s even cute for nothing, he’s not even good in bed, a 2 minute man who wines his waste like an old grandmother who is sick of waist pain & on top of that, a fat l!år & a big ch!tt! plz help me xp0z this guy, he’s full names are Chanfe Gerald ike, he works as a traveling consultant”
UNIVERSITY of Zambia student’s quest to become a doctor has been temporarily halted after he was together with his ‘business’ partner for stealing phones from six students.
The student, Mike Musonda, 26, and his co-accused Equinox Tembo,24, unemployed, were jailed three years imprisonment with hard labour for stealing six phones valued at more than K14,000.
Musonda and Tembo appeared in court last week charged with six counts of theft, offences committed between August 1 and October 31, 2024.
Between the same dates, the duo stole a samsung galaxy M34 worth K4,500 from Grace Chanda, while in the second count, the accused stole an Iphone 6 worth K2,000 from Beatrice Mutale.
Accusations in the third count are that the accused stole a Huawei Pic Lite with K2,500 from Natasha Nyawa and that in the fourth count, the duo also stole an Itel S23 phone worth K2,500 from Catherine Chipasha.
In count five, the accused stole an Itel KB7 worth K2,600 from Dorcas Moyo and later stole a Techno pop 6 valued at K,1,800, the property of Mishel Siwale, in respect of the last count.
The both admitted the charges before Lusaka magistrate Amy Masoja-Chilangwa and told the court they had no claim to right to the phones.
Evidence is that during the material times, the first complaint, Ms Chanda, an UNZA student, was on her way to campus when she met Musonda, who introduced himself as an entrepreneur.
Musonda, who informed Ms Chanda that he was looking for people to ‘work’ with, later introduced her to Tembo, while at UNZA campus.
At the time, Ms Chanda had called her friend Beatrice Mutale informing her about a ‘job’ the two gentlemen were offering.
The accused later told Ms Chanda and Ms Mutale that they needed to capture their details so that they could give them identity cards for the ‘job’.
The accused then got a Samsung and an iPhone phone from the ladies on the pretext that they would get some details from the gadgets.
Musonda left with the phones leaving behind Tembo with the ladies before the latter also excused himself claiming that he wanted to use the toilet before he disappeared.
After realizing that they had been duped, the two ladies rushed to the university main entrance to alert security.
On the way, the duo met Tembo who then fled before the ladies ,security guards and other students pursued him while shouting thief.
After being apprehended, Tembo led security guards to the apprehension of Musonda before the duo was taken to Kalundu Police Post.
When news of the detention of the duo spread through campus, other affected students emerged and reported that their phones were equally stolen in a similar manner.
The affected victims went to Kalundu Police Station and gave their statements and positively identify the accused as the ones who stole their phones, which were not recovered.
In mitigation, Musonda, a medical student, asked for forgiveness because he had learnt a lesson while in remand
I’ve seen how much my friends are in pain because they now know that freedom is important. I’ve lost my sister and I am the first born. If I go for a long time, my family will be in pain” he said.
The convict said his conduct was motivated by joining bad company saying “It’s just that the friends I met made me start doing bad things’,” Musonda said.
The court heard that Musonda is a third year student but never wrote exams.
“So, instead of studying you were duping people” the magistrate said.
On his part, Tembo equally asked for leniency, pledging never to re-offend because “I am not supposed to do bad things. I want to go back to school. I want to rewrite biology”.
“You want to join him(Musonda) after rewriting biology,” the magistrate queried.
The magistrate observed that the convicts were not fully remorseful for stealing students phones, which carry vital information.
She sentenced them to three years imprisonment each.
