Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody’s wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend’s wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You’re dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone x

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members.  (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people’s wives yet you don’t want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 10, 000k Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth 30, 000k each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You’re a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can’t give your wife 2000k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 5000k in bars and restaurant.  
Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)

“I’m shocked
Can’t believe this is happening
“For the past 8yrs of childlessness, it’s been h3ll for me in my marriage. Everyday I’m being blamed for being unable to get pregnant & it has become a regular song for my in-laws to sing to me, including my own husband whom never defends me but instead, he takes side, teaming  up with his family to in_sult & call me barën,

I live in s_hame in my neighborhood due to the constant harassments i get from my husband whom, is always ontop of his voice when scolding or in_sult!ng me, scr3am!ng at me for no good reason calling me ‘ s_hameless b_@rren w_t3h. He always does this anytime he wants, not minding if the neighbors are watching or getting his voice. Sometimes,  i can even hear my neighbors, whispering & laughing at the insult he trows at me. This has made me feel so low of myself

i no longer have self-esteem & i do not feel comfortable going to gatherings or crowded places such as the market, church etc.. I prefer finishing my house chores, stay indoors & sleep all day. I’ve been doing this for the past 4 years now bcoz that’s when the situation got even w0rse & its been easy for me to hide myself from people, since my husband do not want me to get a job..

But something happened 2 days ago. As usual i was cleaning the house but this time, i decided to empty the whole cupboard, I took out some trash & stuffs that were no longer in use so i could burnt. But then, i came across, a certain medical report showing that my husband once had an accident 24yrs ago, which rendering him incapable of impregnating any woman. He was 16 that time. When i confronted him he apologized & now, he is begging me to stay & not tell anyone about it & has promised to change for better towards me. He even, added that his family know about his condition.

Am so sh-ocked & in tëars as i type this. For 8 good yrs. I’ve been d!s,gr@ced, emotionally t0rturéd, b_lamed & called b@rën by my husband & his family, meanwhile they all knew that I’m innocent & ignorant Right now, i do not even know what to believe, anymore, I’m so confused & do not know, if i should quit or stay in this marriage. It’s been 8yrs gone. I’m 33yrs old already where do i start from, which man is going to want to marry me at this age after 30! “

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(A rëpost from this page)

Immediately i stepped my feet in my NYSC Orientation camp, i observed that i lost some of my civic rights. I can’t wear any other clothes apart from the one recommended by the camp, i can’t leave the environment until 21 days elapses. You will only eat during meal time if you miss out you wait for the next meal.

I asked myself why did i enter this camp at the first place? But i observed that all these were for a purpose.

I asked myself again why are soldiers our trainers? I found out that they want to inculcate in us the mindset of a soldier. You know we learn mostly by observing. I began to observe the Soldiers in the camp. I found out that on the day we were sworn in as corps members, having passed through strenuous exercises, parades and drills, a welcome party was thrown were everyone was allowed to dance.

I observed virtually all the corps members and camp directors danced, but none of the soldiers danced. It popped some questions in my heart. Are they not human beings? Yes they are. Don’t they have flesh. They have. Honestly i developed interest on them.

I concluded that that soldiers don’t entangle themselves with civilian affairs. They focus on their Duty and Mission. A soldier’s primary responsibility is to serve their country by fulfilling military duties, which often requires complete focus on missions, training, and readiness. Involving themselves in civilian matters could distract them from their military obligations.

A soldier functions under a strict hierarchy and code of conduct. Soldiers are expected to remain disciplined and professional, which includes refraining from political or civilian involvement that could interfere with their duties or create conflicts of interest..

Soldiers need to be ready to deploy or respond to national emergencies at any time. If they are tied up in civilian matters, it may hinder their ability to fulfill their military commitments swiftly and effectively.

Now i want to speak to you as a child of God that you are a soldier of Christ. You are not meant to entangle yourself with civilian affairs which include every form of distraction in obeying the command of your commanding officer (Jesus Christ.) The church is called the Saint Militant. We are to earnestly contend for the faith which was handed over to us by our fathers. Defend the gospel and proclaim the gospel to the world.

There should be a clear distinction between a soldier and a civilian. My question to you as a believer is, ARE YOU A SOLDIER? If you are, let your lifestyle show it.

Bro Chiedozie Ubani