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Sunday I decided to go and greet my parents since I was passing towards our family house. When I got to the door about to open and enter I heard Chibueze my nephew murmuring to my Dad saying; Daddy, she is here should I also hide our toothpaste so she will not lick that one too?

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So, yesterday being Sunday I decided to go and greet my parents since I was passing towards our family house.

When I got to the door about to open and enter I heard Chibueze my nephew murmuring to my Dad saying;

Daddy, she is here should I also hide our toothpaste so she will not lick that one too?

I was like Aah aah ónye kwa(Who)? Who is licking my parent’s toothpaste again?

When I entered I noticed the look on Chibueze’s face.

I didn’t pay attention to Chibueze I only greeted my Aunty my Dad’s elder sister who came from Jos to see him.

That my Aunty is a tórtóise. a big one at that! oke mbe.

I hugged her and told her it wasn’t fair so if I hadn’t come to see my parents I wouldn’t have known she had come.

She said what I did not even understand facing the ground.

Inside me, I said Aunty the feeling is mutual.

You don’t lîke me and I don’t lîke you too maybe is because I took after her… I resemble her in everything.

Two captains they say can never be in one bolt.

I wanted to go inside and greet my Mom.

My Dad called me back and asked me if I had their spare key with me.

I said yes…

My Dad told me to hand the spare key to him.

I turned and asked my Aunty what was going on because I know her too well and I know she must have told my Dad something about me.

The way my Aunty attàckéd me I’ve already known she has mûrdéréd me before my Dad.

My Dad said her sister had told him what I posted on my WhatsApp status and that she screenshot and showed him too.

That I made a post on my WhatsApp I would come to our family house and empty the house.

I was shocked!!

I was shocked because I had the intention of coming to steal all the foodstuffs in the family house and I already came prepared but I never made such a post on my status. 

In fact, for months I’ve not posted on my status.

I stood and only concluded my Aunty had become a wîtch that she read that from my mind not my status because I hardly post.

I quickly prayed let my Dad not search my handbag because she would see 2 sack bags I wanted to use and pack rice, beans, fish, and many other things.

Aah, I said inside my mind that if a snake doesn’t act like a snake children will use it and tie firewood. 

I said I must defend myself because I didn’t post such.

I got angry and asked to see the screenshot so I would know where to start.

My Aunty showed me.

I looked at the name of the person who posted it and it was Olisa my Aunty’s son who is also my cousin. It was a joke he cracked just that my Dad and her sister don’t like jokes and they don’t know when jokes are cracked

The day I posted I dóñ’t want péàce I wànt próblém always on my WhatsApp.

My Dad accused me of joining bad gangs and suspended me from coming to our family house.

We just finished settling that one just in November last year with enough truth to God and plenty of abeg coming from my mouth.

My Aunty opened her mouth waah when she saw it was her son who posted it.

She confessed how she views WhatsApp statues.

She said we shouldn’t blame her that anytime she wants to view WhatsApp statues she will click on the person statues she has in mind and it will be playing that she doesn’t know when it enters another person’s own that everything she watches she will assume it is the same first person she opened his/her statues posted it.

She then apologized and my Dad apologized too.

I asked her since it was Olisa her son who posted it that means she would disown him.

She said she knew what she would do to him.

I then understood the statement Chibueze made when I was coming.

He asked if he should hide toothpaste before I lick it.

I shouted God!!! So Chibueze was referring to me.

Me Ember!!! Toothpaste licker!! God forbid!!

I didn’t know when I got angry and raised my voice at my Dad and Aunty asking them why they discussed such before 10 years ago.

I jacked Chibueze. used our bathroom slippers and changed his life at once for good.

After flogging him…

I know Chibueze well my parents don’t know him a bit.

I asked him questions on what is happening to the toothpaste my parents are buying in the house because of everything for Chibueze to secure only toothpaste omo it is not ordinary hóha! Otoro nkiti biko!!

said it na!

Chibueze was only securing what matters most to him!!

He doesn’t want to share close-up toothpaste with me because close is his food when he’s alone in the house.

My Mom shouted!! She said no wonder she buys close up every week not knowing it was Chibueze who licks it.

That was how I left without packing any foodstuffs (heartbreak).

But my coming to that family house again will be clean up… Mkpocha na nzacha since they stress me this much for just the small rice I wanted to pack.

Not as if I’m packing many. Is evening picking I wanted to pick. Something I will just count like 70 seeds from the bag.

Nobody should call me a thiévé, ooh I’m just doing what will eliminate ulcer kpàta-kpàta.

Amaka Ember

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The Controversy Surrounding Prophet Jeremiah Omotosho and Very Dark Man

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In recent weeks, Prophet Jeremiah Omotosho, a notable figure in the Nigerian religious community, has become the center of a heated controversy. This drama unfolds as “Very Dark Man” challenges the authenticity of Prophet Omotosho’s spiritual products, leading to a legal dispute that has caught the attention of many.

 

Prophet Omotosho is renowned for offering spiritual guidance and selling items claimed to possess miraculous properties, including soap, water, and LED bulbs. These products are marketed as having the power to heal and bring wealth, with prices sometimes exceeding $1500.

The controversy began when “Very Dark Man” questioned the legitimacy of these claims. He demanded proof of the NAFDAC (National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control) number associated with the soap and called for transparency about the spiritual materials used. In response, Prophet Omotosho has filed a lawsuit against “Very Dark Man,” alleging defamation and demanding an investigation.

The case has ignited a broader debate about the ethics of monetizing spiritual services. Here are some key concerns of the public:

  1. Exploitation of Faith: Critics argue that selling spiritual items at such high prices exploits individuals’ faith and desperation. The hefty price tags on these items raise ethical questions about the intentions behind their sale.
  2. Lack of Transparency: The absence of clear information regarding the ingredients and spiritual efficacy of these products has fueled skepticism. People are demanding more transparency about what exactly is being sold and whether these products genuinely deliver on their promises.
  3. Reputation of the Church: The scandal surrounding Prophet Omotosho has broader implications for the Christian community. When high-profile religious leaders become embroiled in controversies, it can erode public trust in the church and its leaders.

The ongoing lawsuit highlights the contentious nature of this issue. The outcome of this legal battle could set a precedent for how similar cases are handled in the future and might influence the practices of other religious leaders.

The situation with Prophet Jeremiah Omotosho serves as a crucial reminder of the complex dynamics at play when faith and commerce intersect. As legal proceedings continue, it is essential for both religious leaders and followers to consider the ethical implications of selling spiritual services and to advocate for greater transparency and integrity within the faith community, else the Christian community would be jeopardized by fake prophets and extortion of the general public.

 

source: https://www.churchpost.name.ng/2024/08/the-controversy-surrounding-prophet.html

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My mom was everything to me. Unfortunately, after we lost my dad, my mom fell into deep depression, and her mental illness has since taken her to another level

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My Journey with My Mentally Ill Mother

My mom was everything to me. Unfortunately, after we lost my dad, my mom fell into deep depression, and her mental illness has since taken her to another level. But despite everything, I have never forgotten my mom or the sacrifices she made for me. It’s because of her, and by God’s grace, that I am here today. Every day, I bring her food, clean up her bed, and take care of her, even though it breaks my heart to see her this way.

It hurts deeply when people refer to me as “that daughter of a mad woman.” But I will never deny my mom. Most people who come close to me often distance themselves once they realize that I’m the daughter of a well-known mentally ill woman in the market. They mock me because of my mom’s condition, but I stand firm in my love and respect for her.

Mommy, I love you. You remain my mom, and nothing will ever change that. You gave birth to me, and I’m here to stay by your side. I will always love you, and I promise that I’ll never abandon you, Mama.

Sometimes, I can’t help but envy my friends whose moms are all okay, and I wish everything were fine with you, Mommy. But despite everything, you are still my mother, and my love for you will never fade.

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Look at me now—a child abandoned by her own mother when she was just 7 months old. My story is one of pain, survival, and ultimately, triumph

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I was raised by my grandmother, but at age 7, I lost her too. My father took me in, and I was overjoyed at the thought of finally living with him. Little did I know, it was the beginning of a long, dark chapter in my life. My stepmother was cruel, subjecting me to all kinds of maltreatment. There were times I went hungry for days, starved to the point where I would see darkness in broad daylight. Once, in desperation, I ate our dog’s leftover food, only to be caught by the neighbor’s son. His mother later called me over and asked if it was true. Terrified, I begged her not to tell my stepmother, knowing she would punish me severely for not throwing the food away.

That kind woman wept for me and promised to give me food every day in secret. She kept that promise until we moved away. But as if starving me wasn’t enough, my stepmother also resorted to brutal beatings. She would flog me mercilessly until I fainted at times. She would apply pepper to my private parts, eyes, armpits, and neck, tie me up, and abandon me in one of the toilets for hours without food. When I begged for water, she would cruelly tell me to drink my own excrement and urine. I shed tears whenever I remember these things—I was living in hell on earth.

Despite all these horrors, I was bright academically and loved by God and many kind people. I knew that the only way to escape this suffering was through education, so I never joked with my studies. I was determined to succeed, and I did.

So you see, I have every right to be hateful, bitter, jealous, arrogant, sad, negative, and toxic—but I chose not to be. For years, my stepmother has been trying to reach me. But if I’m honest, I don’t know if I’m ready for her. And as for my mother, who chose to leave me—her own daughter, her firstborn—just because she had issues with my father, wherever you are, Momma, I want you to know this: The daughter you abandoned 29 years ago has finally achieved her dreams, even without the love of a father or mother. She is now a great woman in society.



This version emphasizes your strength and resilience while maintaining the emotional depth of your story. It highlights your achievements and the choices you’ve made despite the challenges you faced.

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