Viral Gist
I’m 33 Years old and I’ve been doing music almost all my life. I’m a Catholic and also a chorister in my church. My love for music fully developed as at when I turned 14
I became well known because of the spectacular manner I usually sing The Responsorial Psalm. At some point, Other Parish would even invite me to come sing The Responsorial Psalm for them too.
As a music lover, I’ve been going for several auditions such as MTN PROJECT FAME, THE VOICE NIGERIA, STAR THE WINNER IS, and many more. While some of my friends would be selected, I won’t be selected.
This is due to the texture of my voice and the kind of songs I’m used to singing in church. (You can imagine a Classical singer trying to sing like Chris Brown). I was always happy for my friends who were selected and celebrated there wins in hope that my time will still come.
A day came, and a friend of mine introduced me to a karaoke competition. I was very happy about it and decided to go along with him. We got there and met some of my friends who came for the karaoke too.
We were given piece of papers to write down the songs we would like to perform and I wrote mine. We all sang and as usual, I wasn’t even selected in the top 20. I went home feeling bad because I really needed that money for my school textbooks as I’ve been the one training myself in School.
I work at a Bottling company and my salary at first was N30,000 before I got promoted to the position of a manager due to my hard work and consistency.
As I was introduced to the Karaoke Competitions, I also decided to invite some of my friends who I knew were bad a*s.s singers. It happened that amongst 3 or 4 of my friends I invite, one of them would definitely win.
In return, they would tip me reasonable amount which also made me happy and fulfilled to a great extent. This continued for years and I kept on going for these competitions without quitting or giving up.
At some point, I was saying to my self,”Abi Na Curse Dem Curse Me Like Dis?” I had to ask myself such because some of my friends that I motivated into music got signed by different record labels and are doing greatly well.
The one that shook me to my bones was when a distant Cousin of mine who is a rapper came back from the United States. He told me of his intentions to record an album here in Nigeria and asked me to suggest two artists whom he would feature in his album, which I did.
They came down to Awka where he built his mansion and recorded the whole album. My cousin was mind blown by their performances and decided to sign my two friends whom I introduced to him; leaving me behind.
I was Happy for them but as a human being that I am, I felt bad for the fact that my cousin didn’t consider signing me into his new record label too. I went back to Enugu and resumed for work as usual.
At work, I normally watch Audition videos in my free time. That day, I came across a video of an Oprah singer who marvelled the crowd ,impressed the judges and got a golden busser.
Funny enough, that was naturally my kind of music and that performance was in AMERICA’S GOT TALENT. I was super motivated and when I went home, I started Scoring Some Classical and Oprah songs in order to use them for the next karaoke competition that would take place during the weekend.
It was on a Sunday and I went to church and sang the Responsorial Psalm as usual. I came home, prayed and also rehearsed the songs I planned to sing for the competition.
At 6pm, I took off and arrived at the venue. My Friends and other competitors sang and got there clapping ovations. When it got to my turn to sing, I took it personal and practically ate the song.
Everyone was echoing my name, I couldn’t believe my eyes. For the first time ever, people were spraying me Money! When it was time to call the results, the entire crowd were echoing and screaming my name as the winner.
Lo and Behold, I won that competition!!! It was like a dream to me. The amount I got from those was sprayed me money was even bigger than the N100,000 stake for the winner. I went home fulfilled with tears rolling down my cheeks.
The Next Week, I went for another competition and also won. My friends couldn’t believe it. I, myself couldn’t believe it either. From then forward, I came out as a winner in every kareoke competition I went for and I’m now the one who tips my friends that doesn’t win.
It didn’t end in Winning Karaoke Competitions oh. Now, People invite me for shows and pay me a reasonable amount of money.
All these success of mine kicked off the moment I decided to embrace and focus on my true natural Genre of music. I still work at the Bottling company till date.
I’m most grateful to the almighty for his blessings so far and I pray for bigger contracts that will change my financial situations.
Viral Gist
I’m 6 months married our marriage is going good but our sex life is the most boring experience ever.
I have this pr0blem with my hubby.. The guy is just so boring in bed, he doesn’t m0an during s-x. No matter what, even when he’s enjoying it. Severally I’ve tried to talk to him about it. I’ve begged & pleaded with this man severally to at least, even try & make small sound to turn me on more.. because it’s really getting annoying.
Everytime, persin go just dey keep quiet like wood. Na only silent knacking. Me sef i kukuma stop to the m0an because I’m tired & i dey vex. Both of us go dey knack & just dey look ourselves, na just fukum fukum persin go dey hear…. My hubby is a good man, he loves me & treats me right but this is the only issue i have with him. This might sound little but to be honest it’s affecting our marriage. It’s just been 3 months of marriage but it’s getting boring already.
Plz i need help on how to handle this kind of man. Even when he’s cú’m”” m”” ng. I’ll steadily be looking at his face to see if he’ll even make a sound. but instead Human being go just dey silent like stick.. pls I’m getting tired of the whole marriage thing abeg, I’m not sure this is how I want to spend the rest of my l!fe… I honestly know I won’t be able to keep up like this. I’m afraid of what I’m nursing in my mind”
Viral Gist
I’m Age 43, currently and specifically in search of a virgin between 19 to 29 years to marry. Actually i haven’t been lucky with women – Derick Ajeie
Been married twice. I believe my ex- wives some how, tempered with their womb reason why they couldn’t take in for me. Thats why i honestly do not just want a wife, i actually need a real woman, someone that can make me a father. Reason why I’m being specific of marrying a virgin this time. Trying to avoid same old experience. Well, As for my profile, I’m a Primarily school teacher. Teaching for 15yrs now, I’m comfortable. i stay in my own house. I’m tall, dark & handsome ..
Pls, note; we must have a written agreement. Specifying, you’ll get pregnant before we can proceed with any wedding plans. However, if you insist that, we must get married first because you’re from a Christian home. ok, but, that will mean that; you must get pregnant for me & give me a son in a space of 1 year. In which, if you don’t, Then, your family will have to calculate & refund every dime, spend on you in the name of “Bride Price/Dowry”
Pls, You must be a virgin between the age of 18 to 29, As, I want a lady whose skin is still very fresh & attractive, I actually do not need old women of 30 & above. Dark or Light in complexion. I don’t mind as long as your well brought up”
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Viral Gist
I’ve made up my mind to expoe this old cargo today, Her full name is Kenza Emeline Jein. She’s a married businesswoman who deals in ladies’ fashion
She’s so un-gråté-ful. I’ve had an affair for about 4 years gone with this w0-man. She claimed her husband wasn’t satisfying her in bed, I was always at her service whenever she needed me. In turn, she rented an apartment for me, opened up a shoe business for me, also gave me pocket allowances per month.
Our relationship had been moving well until she got pregnant with the second child & gave birth to a baby girl about 6 months ago. Afterwards, she automatically changed & suddenly stopped seeing me & picking my calls, even went to the extent of blocking me. I only get to reach her when I use a different line. Immediately she realizes it’s me, she’ll cut the call after telling me she’s no longer interested in the relationship, then block the new line too.
I was shocked by this new development. I’ve lost the girl I loved so much & who loved me so much too, all because of this woman. Now she thinks she can just use & dump me like that after giving her two beautiful kids, like I’m some kind of rag. See, I’m not a kid, Mrs. Jein. If you think you can play me like a child, then you should think twice.
Even my business is going down, my house rent has expired, my landlord isn’t giving me any breathing space. I’ve asked this woman for just 2.5million as compensation so i can move on & fix my l!fe that she destroyed but she has given a deaf ear.
Mrs Jein, I’ve given you 2 beautiful girls & I cannot be here suffering while I’ve been wasting my time & energy servicing & giving an old cargo fresh blood with absolutely nothing of benefit nor gain. You very well know our affair cost me my sweet relationship. All bcoz of you i lost the woman that truly loves me. However, I do not need the kids either; you can keep them. I’m 24yrs old still young with fresh blood; I can always make other babies.
I only insist that you compensate me with 2.5 million for my time & energy wasted on you. If not. You leave me with no choice than get back at you by uploading your n””-ü,”ds on social media & also come for my babies & you’ll lose everything, which I’m very sure you wouldn’t want that. This is a promise Mrs Jein. You can’t use me & dump me like a rag; I’m not a kid madam! I’m giving just a week to see that money in my account so i can fix my life i do not want any trouble”
