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My next-door neighbor went and bought a càt Every night I hardly sleep. The càt will just be crying like a néwbórn baby
My next-door neighbor went and bought a càt.
Every night I hardly sleep. The càt will just be crying like a néwbórn baby.
And this my neighbor is a troublesóme person. For the sake of peace at times At night, I will go to my friend’s house and spend the night there.
Later, the whole of the people in the compound started lamenting that the càt was disturbing them and she should do away with the càt. Not as if there is ràt in the compound that made her buy the càt.
Everybody in the compound has begged This woman to take the càt away but she refused. So, we decided to report her to our landlord.
I wasn’t around when our landlord came and what he said about the càt.
After three weeks I came back from my journey. I was surprised to see that our compound has turned into anîmàl kingdom. Oginikwa!!
I didn’t understand what was going on. I went to one of my neighbors and asked her why is the whole compound filled with different ànimàls.
She said they invited our landlord for a meeting and told him to beg our neighbor who bought a càt to take the càt away. The landlord said he wouldn’t tell her that the compound is big enough for anyone to buy any pets he/she chooses to buy. So, if it pains anyone the person should go and buy his/her own.
Mama Aish bought sheep. Mama Fatima bought turkey. Mama Emma bought a local dóg. Mama Nonso bought a pig. Mama Ibrahim bought Ram. Sunday bought fowl. Anastasia bought a goat.
Our compound is now like where the Armageddon wàr wants to take place. Nobody now sleeps in the night. Either chickens or Turkeys are sleeping in the night, dóg will go and pursue them around the compound, or the góàt will swallow pówer bank or television and cry all through the night.
I parked my clothes and went to my friend’s house and started sleeping there. One night my friend woke me up and told me what entered my hearing. She said I can’t continue running away from where I pay for. If they are buying I should also buy mine too. I remembered my two friends Abdulaziz who has two cows and Oche who has a horse once my friend told me that.
To cut the whole story short. I now own two cows and a horse in our compound. Oh my goodness! You need to see the noise my three pets are making every night. Even mé that own them, can’t stand their smell and noise. Every evening I would leave them with our compound people and go to my friend’s place to sleep.
They tóuchéd the tiger’s tàil and they must collect
Everybody in the compound is now begging me to carry my pets away. Saying they are willing to give their own out. Even the neighbor that started the whole thing is also begging me. She said she had given her càt out that she doesn’t sleep again in the night ever since I brought my pets to the compound.
So, I told them I would think about it then on Monday I would get back to them.
This morning I called them and told them I’ve thought about It. They are so happy that I have good news for them but I burst their bubbles. I informed them that I would be bringing an Elephant this evening to add to my three pets. They were all in tears. I just kuku walked away from them in buga style.
Any child that said he’s father will not sleep will also stay awake till daybreak.
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I’m 6 months married our marriage is going good but our sex life is the most boring experience ever.
I have this pr0blem with my hubby.. The guy is just so boring in bed, he doesn’t m0an during s-x. No matter what, even when he’s enjoying it. Severally I’ve tried to talk to him about it. I’ve begged & pleaded with this man severally to at least, even try & make small sound to turn me on more.. because it’s really getting annoying.
Everytime, persin go just dey keep quiet like wood. Na only silent knacking. Me sef i kukuma stop to the m0an because I’m tired & i dey vex. Both of us go dey knack & just dey look ourselves, na just fukum fukum persin go dey hear…. My hubby is a good man, he loves me & treats me right but this is the only issue i have with him. This might sound little but to be honest it’s affecting our marriage. It’s just been 3 months of marriage but it’s getting boring already.
Plz i need help on how to handle this kind of man. Even when he’s cú’m”” m”” ng. I’ll steadily be looking at his face to see if he’ll even make a sound. but instead Human being go just dey silent like stick.. pls I’m getting tired of the whole marriage thing abeg, I’m not sure this is how I want to spend the rest of my l!fe… I honestly know I won’t be able to keep up like this. I’m afraid of what I’m nursing in my mind”
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I’m Age 43, currently and specifically in search of a virgin between 19 to 29 years to marry. Actually i haven’t been lucky with women – Derick Ajeie
Been married twice. I believe my ex- wives some how, tempered with their womb reason why they couldn’t take in for me. Thats why i honestly do not just want a wife, i actually need a real woman, someone that can make me a father. Reason why I’m being specific of marrying a virgin this time. Trying to avoid same old experience. Well, As for my profile, I’m a Primarily school teacher. Teaching for 15yrs now, I’m comfortable. i stay in my own house. I’m tall, dark & handsome ..
Pls, note; we must have a written agreement. Specifying, you’ll get pregnant before we can proceed with any wedding plans. However, if you insist that, we must get married first because you’re from a Christian home. ok, but, that will mean that; you must get pregnant for me & give me a son in a space of 1 year. In which, if you don’t, Then, your family will have to calculate & refund every dime, spend on you in the name of “Bride Price/Dowry”
Pls, You must be a virgin between the age of 18 to 29, As, I want a lady whose skin is still very fresh & attractive, I actually do not need old women of 30 & above. Dark or Light in complexion. I don’t mind as long as your well brought up”
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I’ve made up my mind to expoe this old cargo today, Her full name is Kenza Emeline Jein. She’s a married businesswoman who deals in ladies’ fashion
She’s so un-gråté-ful. I’ve had an affair for about 4 years gone with this w0-man. She claimed her husband wasn’t satisfying her in bed, I was always at her service whenever she needed me. In turn, she rented an apartment for me, opened up a shoe business for me, also gave me pocket allowances per month.
Our relationship had been moving well until she got pregnant with the second child & gave birth to a baby girl about 6 months ago. Afterwards, she automatically changed & suddenly stopped seeing me & picking my calls, even went to the extent of blocking me. I only get to reach her when I use a different line. Immediately she realizes it’s me, she’ll cut the call after telling me she’s no longer interested in the relationship, then block the new line too.
I was shocked by this new development. I’ve lost the girl I loved so much & who loved me so much too, all because of this woman. Now she thinks she can just use & dump me like that after giving her two beautiful kids, like I’m some kind of rag. See, I’m not a kid, Mrs. Jein. If you think you can play me like a child, then you should think twice.
Even my business is going down, my house rent has expired, my landlord isn’t giving me any breathing space. I’ve asked this woman for just 2.5million as compensation so i can move on & fix my l!fe that she destroyed but she has given a deaf ear.
Mrs Jein, I’ve given you 2 beautiful girls & I cannot be here suffering while I’ve been wasting my time & energy servicing & giving an old cargo fresh blood with absolutely nothing of benefit nor gain. You very well know our affair cost me my sweet relationship. All bcoz of you i lost the woman that truly loves me. However, I do not need the kids either; you can keep them. I’m 24yrs old still young with fresh blood; I can always make other babies.
I only insist that you compensate me with 2.5 million for my time & energy wasted on you. If not. You leave me with no choice than get back at you by uploading your n””-ü,”ds on social media & also come for my babies & you’ll lose everything, which I’m very sure you wouldn’t want that. This is a promise Mrs Jein. You can’t use me & dump me like a rag; I’m not a kid madam! I’m giving just a week to see that money in my account so i can fix my life i do not want any trouble”
