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My next-door neighbor went and bought a càt Every night I hardly sleep. The càt will just be crying like a néwbórn baby




My next-door neighbor went and bought a càt.

Every night I hardly sleep. The càt will just be crying like a néwbórn baby.

And this my neighbor is a troublesóme person. For the sake of peace at times At night, I will go to my friend’s house and spend the night there.

Later, the whole of the people in the compound started lamenting that the càt was disturbing them and she should do away with the càt. Not as if there is ràt in the compound that made her buy the càt.

Everybody in the compound has begged This woman to take the càt away but she refused. So, we decided to report her to our landlord.

I wasn’t around when our landlord came and what he said about the càt.

After three weeks I came back from my journey. I was surprised to see that our compound has turned into anîmàl kingdom. Oginikwa!!

I didn’t understand what was going on. I went to one of my neighbors and asked her why is the whole compound filled with different ànimàls.

She said they invited our landlord for a meeting and told him to beg our neighbor who bought a càt to take the càt away. The landlord said he wouldn’t tell her that the compound is big enough for anyone to buy any pets he/she chooses to buy. So, if it pains anyone the person should go and buy his/her own.

Mama Aish bought sheep. Mama Fatima bought turkey. Mama Emma bought a local dóg. Mama Nonso bought a pig. Mama Ibrahim bought Ram. Sunday bought fowl. Anastasia bought a goat.

Our compound is now like where the Armageddon wàr wants to take place. Nobody now sleeps in the night. Either chickens or Turkeys are sleeping in the night, dóg will go and pursue them around the compound, or the góàt will swallow pówer bank or television and cry all through the night. 

I parked my clothes and went to my friend’s house and started sleeping there. One night my friend woke me up and told me what entered my hearing. She said I can’t continue running away from where I pay for. If they are buying I should also buy mine too. I remembered my two friends Abdulaziz who has two cows and Oche who has a horse once my friend told me that.

To cut the whole story short. I now own two cows and a horse in our compound. Oh my goodness! You need to see the noise my three pets are making every night. Even mé that own them, can’t stand their smell and noise. Every evening I would leave them with our compound people and go to my friend’s place to sleep.

They tóuchéd the tiger’s tàil and they must collect

Everybody in the compound is now begging me to carry my pets away. Saying they are willing to give their own out. Even the neighbor that started the whole thing is also begging me. She said she had given her càt out that she doesn’t sleep again in the night ever since I brought my pets to the compound.

So, I told them I would think about it then on Monday I would get back to them.

This morning I called them and told them I’ve thought about It. They are so happy that I have good news for them but I burst their bubbles. I informed them that I would be bringing an Elephant this evening to add to my three pets. They were all in tears. I just kuku walked away from them in buga style.

Any child that said he’s father will not sleep will also stay awake till daybreak.

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I am 27 years old. And I got married to my husband who is 34 last year and it was a marriage I prayed for to happen because I love him.

Dee loves me too and he sacrificed a lot for my happiness when we were dating. He is a church guy, that’s why I agreed to marry him. We practiced no sex before marriage. He joined our church and we met and liked each other. Our pastor blessed the marriage. On the night of our wedding, I was all ready for my husband to touch him. He told me to relax. I went to bed with my phone trying to reply to messages as I waited for him. As I was pressing my phone, I heard my husband moaning like one who was making out. He was sitting on the couch watching a movie on his laptop. I looked in his direction so I could know what was happening. I found out my husband was masturbating. I went closer to his position and he was watching porn, gay porn.

I was shocked but I didn’t make him feel like it was bad. I jokingly told him that he should focus on me but he rejected my advances and that felt like the beginning of the end for our marriage. After 3 weeks in  I asked him what the problem is, my husband said he enjoys watching porn more than making love to a woman. I asked him why he married me and he said “So the world won’t question his sexuality.” My husband opened up to me that he has never made love to any woman in his life and he would rather be with a man but was too afraid to make that move so he reverts to porn instead.

I became speechless and weak. One day, he went out and bought me toys to use on myself whenever I needed someone inside me, or I could go outside and get to from one particular guy. He promised to pay me a huge monthly allowance which he has begun in exchange for my silence or if I defy him he will ruin me and my family.

The thing is because Dee is very wealthy he took care of not only me during courtship by my entire family, established a business for my parents, put my siblings in very good and expensive schools, and upgraded our entire lives including our family home.

The thought of paying him back financially is not even possible as we can’t afford it as a family. It’s been a year and I am suffering as I feel too guilty to cheat as well and can’t leave because my family is so stuck in a sexless marriage.

It’s so bad people have begun to notice I’m unhappy and keep asking me but I am trying to protect the image of my husband. I am craving intimacy but afraid of going outside of my marriage even though my husband has given me permission, as well I’m unable to leave at least not yet, what can I do? How can I survive?

Please what should I do?much pain  in my heart

Hmmmmm  this one choke

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Meet my great, great grandpa, he just turned 190 years-old. Grandpa doesn’t speak, he has memory lost



We only bring him out for fresh air & sunlight. Really been a blessing for us all his great grand children in the family to still be having him & even his wife who happens to be 163 years still alive as well.

The prayer of every parent is to live long to see their children’s children my great grandpa is one of the few whom have achieved that. We thank God for his life..

A very Happy Birthday to you Grandpa Joseph”

Credit Shegu

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‘Aunt, I’m asking for help. ‘Aunty, please help me. It’s not money that I want; I just need you to buy me exercise books for school – 12-year-old boy named Ernest Make a Viral Headline Request



“I met a 12-year-old boy named Ernest who approached me and said, ‘Aunt, I’m asking for help.’ Initially, I hesitated and ignored him, but he persisted, saying, ‘Aunty, please help me. It’s not money that I want; I just need you to buy me exercise books for school.’ He explained that he lives with his grandmother and younger brother, and his grandmother’s legs are swollen to the extent that she cannot walk. He told me he attends a small community primary school and has no one to provide him with books, although he already has a uniform and shoes from the earnings of the odd jobs he’s been doing.

We went to a shop in the market, and I bought 10 exercise books for him. The boy was overjoyed and said, ‘Aunty, they’ll last me the whole year until I write my final exams.’ He shared that his grandmother used to sell vegetables to support him and his brother, but her swelling legs prevent her from continuing, leaving him with no choice but to walk to town every day to seek help or find work if available to earn money for food.

His eloquence and the details he shared in such a short time amazed me.

Please, let’s not ignore those who ask for help, as some truly need it. I’m glad I could extend a helping hand to this little boy in the best way I could.”

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